Chris Martin gave Gwyneth Paltrow a parting gift, a painting of a bird in flight by Mila Furstova, to mark this time in their lives. The gift marks their current 'conscious uncoupling'. That's Gwyneth's scrambled description of the end of the perfect marriage and perfect couple. Of course, she assures us they are still fambily and please respect our..bla be de bla.
I wasn't even going to post on their stupid breakup. I have no clue why everyone is acting shocked. These two haven't been together in....well, never. They've been married 11 years and seen together, like, 3 times. Give me a break. The dude probably wants a fucking pizza or a hamburger. He has to leave his home and his home land to avoid organic colonic enemas. Gwyneth is all about GOOP and Glee. But, they managed to have two kids with weird names so, if he's a gentleman, and I think he is, he won't talk about her or her, cough, singing career or her stupid website.
The only thing interesting about the whole mess is, the media is taking his side. They are painting him as a choir boy, literally, and her as a ho. And they provide photos of her hoeyness. Comments on gossip sites are a riot and no one loves her anymore. She might find this a rougher time in her life than she anticipates. Bird in flight, my ass. Now she's free to go tell Mario Bateli how to cook and Oprah how to give Stedman a blow job all she wants. I have a feeling Paltrow single will be a lot like her country western singing adventure.
I just want to know what Vanity Fair had on her and why they backed off from taking her down. That's the key to this whole thing. And the only thing interesting about it.
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Didn't know Gwenny had a singing career. I don't care ebout her to find out what she does. But I do like the word "hoeyness". I will have to put that word into use.
She's free to marry Madonna now.
"Conscious Uncoupling?" Oh ferkrissakes, bitch, he dumped your useless, sanctimonious ass. Pa-leeeeze.
I forgot about the VF, what a month ago? God, she's a pretentious boring cunt- I wonder if she knows the world is laughing at her, or if she really thinks people envy and respect her? I thought Chris was lame when he wore the Michael Jackson finger bandages , and he married this twat. 2 twats that are more boring than K& K.
Lisa
OT...This is off topic because I really don't care enough about her hoeyness to comment but I do care about my taxes. It cost me $175 to find out I'm getting $139 back. Before I retired I used to do my own taxes. With my retirement, the gov't. has made the form too crazy for me to figure out. I feel like I'm being screwed. I hope they use a condom!
Well, he started his band to get girls. He was the "geek" boy. And it shows. He has said, he only had 1 girlfriend before Gwyneth. Gwyn was with Brad Pitt before him, right? LOL. Tough act to follow, dude. No, they have been uncoupled for a few years. He never seemed to be around. Can't blame him. He is seen occasionally, out & alone with his kids eating junk food. Probably during scheduled visitation. They both have other relationships, it was about to spill , so she is in damage contol. Look for some real dirt anytime. I can't stand her. She is loathesome. Such a fake. Hate.
I heard his camp denied the bird picture thing.
"No gift for you!" "Bitch!"
I wonder if he flipped it her?
Christina
At her. Sheesh.
Christina
I don't think there's anything interesting enough about her to use as leverage/blackmail (by Vogue, which is a trashy mag now)
I read she thinks her life is harder than a 9-5er's. I think she's talented but I think she's deluded about her importance in the world and the value of her endless advice.
I've never seen her look great. Her clothes always wash out her complexion or don't fit her or are simply ugly. She doesn't wear clothes well, though she has the right figure for it.
I heard he has a serious relationship too. With an actress. I'm waiting for it to spill. I thin Paltrow is totally overrated. She's not attractive.
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