Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Michelle Duggar bullshit

Michelle just keeps on giving her unsolicited lessons to women in the name of her imaginary friend. First she pissed off every feminist with her advice that you 'cleave to your man' who is the authoritarian on everything. You should, according to her, never say no when he asks for sex, even if you don't feel like it. The only time she gives a nay is when she's on her period, and that's Jim Boob's rule as well as hers. Even though all the rules are his. I don't need to know that and neither do you. So, Jim Boob won't swim in the red river valley. Jim Boob won't dunk the pole when there's a visit from Aunt Flo. Chicken shit. It's all too much information from these middle aged religious horn dogs. She's set feminism back a 100 years with her baloney. How about you have sex when you feel like it and stop spreading unprotected anytime HE decides to dip the wick?

Now she tells us that on the first date, he took her to a school banquet and then four hours of bible study and that's when she decided he was the one. All because HE read the bible to HER and gave her information from the lord. The lord doesn't speak directly to women, I guess. Four hours of bible study on the first date with that buck toothed wonder would have made me break the 6th commandment. Happily.

This bitch needs to get a job. And that's coming from someone who thinks being a stay at home mom is the hardest, most important job of all. But, since the home perm queen doesn't raise her own kids anyway, she needs to shut up and get a job. She's qualified to sniff shoes in a used shop and decide if they need Febreze or not.


They look like the half wits they are. I can't believe people listen to this woman and her Aqua-Net addicted joke of a husband. When your vagina becomes a Pez dispenser and that's your only claim to fame, it's time to STFU. She makes time to totally brainwash all her daughters and home school them with 'facts' like dinosaurs roamed with humans and the Earth is 6,000 years old. It's a wonder the whole bunch of them isn't brain damaged from walking into walls. I guess environmental retardation is enough of a burden to carry. Let's all give a side hug for Duggar wisdom. (I should be arrested for typing 'Duggar' and 'wisdom' in the same sentence.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've been boycotting these fools since I found out what the oldest one does for a living now since his move to DC.
He works for a gay hate group and it pisses me off.
Lisa

Imabastard said...

justified homicide.

This would be an example.

Anonymous said...

Where's Miss Tia been? Miss her insight.

Dirty Disher said...

Lisa, are you kidding me? That's awful. I hate him.

Bastard, I don't want them killed. I want them to go away and shut up. Or lock them all up and educate them.

Anonymous said...

I agree. These whackjobs bring so much shame to Arkansas. I have family there and while it is the Bible Belt they are not the "norm". Not that anyone would probably believe that now. *sigh*

Imabastard said...

well, from a male point of view, it has its set of benefits. You pretend to be deeply religious (which is easy, or there wouldn't be any popes left), and you get a devout wife that does what you tell her, opens her legs when you want her to and doesn't talk back. Paradise. Almost. The baby army might be a problem. But there are ways to prevent that...

Marilyn said...

They are just plain 'very different' I'm being polite....their show gave me the creeps.....and the oldest one got quite an attitude ...wonder what happened to his 'car lot' that daddy bought him???? Anybody know....Marilyn

Unknown said...

As they say in Oz...... dickheads, with shit for brains!

Vanessa - SA said...

well said!

Cut said...

Jim Bob doesn't like catsup on his hotdog....
Didn't know that about Jim bob jr. Had no idea. Packed up all his shit, his *rabbit (wife), kids and moved outta state to go hate.
They'd shit their pants if they knew King James was a homosexual.

(Down here, when a man has a g/friend or wife who is extremely passive, just sits there and never says anything, she is referred to as a rabbit.)

Anonymous said...

@Cut: You know what Dirty Harry said about ketchup and hotdogs, dontcha?
"Nobody eats ketchup on a hot dog...Nobody."

Anonymous said...

Arkansas? That explains a lot. Thank you. I have never been thru a filthier city than Little Rock. Gag.

Anonymous said...

She is clearly going bald from having so many babies and so many perms. I am guessing much of the longer, curly parts might be extensions from Wal-Mart? Cuz her hair up top, is very thin and unhealthy. She is getting lots of help to keep up the hair charade. His hair reminds me of Glen Campbell. I like Glen, but his hair was always like a Ken doll's.

Jane said...

Where do they get the money to live as well as they do? I've never heard anything about their background.