Oh, and the person who hired you to come up with this ridiculous article should be sentenced to life in your monochromatic guest house..with no pool privileges and their only internet option should be 'Goop'.
I had no idea Goop was some kind of enterprise with offices and big staff. I was under the impression it was simply Goopy's simpering self promoting blog. I figured she had an assistant who secretly hates her, but, does the uploading part while Goopy dictates which kid sneakers we should buy for $3,000 dollars.. That piece of shit is an enterprise? You have to be shitting me. She really is crazy if she thinks SHE is a brand. What a load of crap. Enterprise???
THIS is an Enterprise, Goopy. So, step the fuck off, bitch.
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I love me some Jean-Luc.
I went to the Goop website once, and that was enough. How pretentious can one person be? There is no helpful information there at all, and the tone of the site is enough to gag me.
I actually like her in the Iron Man movies, but can not reconcile that with Goop. Somehow, I expected better of her. Silly, I know.
Christina
I think renaming her retail magazine by changing the G to a P would be more appropriate. POOP! Yes?
Ot...again---mainly because I have nothing to say about GOOP or her Enterprise. I have found a singer I like---Gin Wigmore. I found her on a commercial so I know she has probably been around awhile. (I lead a very sheltered life.) She sounds like a cross between Ertha Kitt and Amy Winehouse. I like that strange sound.
I so wish you had a 'like' button I could just click everytime I read your posts. They are priceless :))
Perfect. I had exactly the same image - one sighing, overworked drudge who Bony won't believe can't pay her rent with Bony's cast off Manolo Blahniks. But we probably shouldn't be surprised that she considers her musings worthy of an enterprise.
N.
O, fer krissakes, back when I was poor and finishing art school, my roommate and I decided to put astro turf down as a durable flooring for our living room. We figured it was cheap and a fun idea. What a mistake; little bits of artificial turf were everywhere;that stuff sheds.
So, once again, fuck you GOOP and Paltrow; you and your "people" are not trendsetters. Poor college students had been there, done that. Twat.
LOL, you guys are so cool. Paltrow should hire you all.
Believe it or not the dude is actually married. His wife seems to have the same plastic surgeon he has. & I believe he and Gwyneth have each taken interest free loans from GOOP and their intake didn't profit over the output. So, the site is millions of dollars in debt(by design). I think she is just cleaning house. GOOP seems to have been her personal bank for free, all expense paid vacas and loans that never get paid back. WHY would she need a loan? Anyways, apparently it's all legal and she continues to make a "loss" and no profit so she laughs and scoffs at us peasants for our stupidly saving for years for a simple trip to Florida or wherever. She just writes a check from GOOP and goes everywhere. It's not a business! It's her own bank. Takes a loss. BOOM! Zero responsibility. It's all a fraud. IMO
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