JLH is in the news again because she went blond. I do not give one shit. Most of you know I can't stand her. She is a permanent air head adolescent with her dumb ass vagazaling her cootchie advice and her unicorn and cupcake fantasies that make Taylor Swift look like a US Senator. But, awhile back, I read that she lost her mom. Her mom was her 'momager' and best friend, for real. She was really close to her mother. I actually felt bad for her. I felt double bad because her mom would never see her first grandchild who was born shortly after her death. So, there was no way I could make fun of JLH knowing that, even though the jokes make themselves with this bat shit crazy chick.
But, now, she's happily married to the father of her daughter, Autumn. Her husband is Brian Hallisay and she says he's the best dad in the world and she's in love with him and her new family. That's cool with me, now I can laugh at her again and not feel any guilt because she's happy. I have no idea why I was so touched by her mom's passing, but, I was. Now I aint. By the way, the blond hair isn't working for me. She looks like a generic J'Lo impersonator in some lame karaoke bar. But, she probably rocks it in footed monkey print jam jams and a sparkly tutu. With a cubic zirconia tiara, of course. And that's just her going out to get the mail outfit.
Desperation paid off...she finally found a dude who would put one of those wedding rings she had on hold on her finger. At last!
Her baby is adorable, she looks like a ginger to me. Y'all know I love them gingers. But, I'm really surprised she didn't glue glitter all over the kid. It's never to early to glitterize. I also can't see her tits in that photo. I don't think I've ever seen her without her tits hanging out before. Maybe she figured out what they're actually for?
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Yes her boobs are the only thing about her not mediocre. She's been engaged so many times - that maybe and Im probably going to hell for this (again), just maybe her mother's illness motivated her to have a baby and marry. I can see her going the Tori Spelling way and having a reality show and designing a kids clothing line.
Oh, for sure. She'll have a kid's fashion line soon. And it will include glitter matching outfits for moms.
I liked how close she was to her very normal looking mother. Even buying her a house across the street (I think). Just so they could be close by. They did do everything together. It was sad. Not digging the blonde hair either. Is that for a part? Cuz what is she even in? I don't get her appeal. Never have. But she has hips and boobs and doesn't try to hide them. It works for her. I do hope she is very happy tho. I Thot I heard she divorced again? Hmmm. Hope not.
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