The plastic porn whore is going to tell us how to raise children

Backdoor, bung hole, fuck face Farrah Abraham is going to release a christian parenting book soon. Right after she writes her 'trilogy' of erotic 'novels'. She actually found a publisher for this crap. Her  oops, 'accidental' professionally done ass reaming movie sort of tanked, except for joke purposes and she spent all her teen mom money on fucking up her ugly face and grapefruit half boobs (with a nasty space between them big enough to have it's own zip code). Now, she plans to tell us how decent christians raise children and she should know because she's a christian and she has a kid. The kid is still alive around what, four years later, so I give her props.

I watched her on teen mom. Is she going to tell us how to leave an infant old enough to roll, right at the top of a steep staircase and walk away? Yep. Or is she going to tell us how to give a baby a bath in the sink? A baby who is six months old and sitting up, and you put her in the sink of water and leave? You go into another room and leave the baby alone in the full water while she slips under? Yep. Or is she going to show us how you put the baby under the faucet and turn on the hot water, scalding her arm because you didn't test the temp first? Yep. Are you going to tell us how to introduce strange dogs you bring home that nip the baby? Yep. Are you going to show us how to leave the  kid with your bat shit crazy mother for months at a time while you're in Hollywood 'accidentally' filming a butt fuck porn film for Vivid? Isn't that what all good christians do? I'm not christian, so you christians can tell me. I sure want her book. She seems full of knowledge. Or full of something anyhow. I can't wait for that book. Her next book should be a professional chef cook book and she can tell us how to burn Tony's frozen pizza like she did right before she flunked out of culinary school.