Blowhan's mother told on her (hahahahahahah!) Lindsay vehemently denied any wrong doing for awhile and then reluctantly confessed. "Yeah, fuck it. I screwed up and that's okay. I had some wine."
Translation: I had some wine, some vodka, 12 gallons of Long Island iced tea, a keg or two, the drippings from the rubber bar mat, twelve pounds of Marijuana, 7 pans of pot brownies, 14 hits of LSD, a pile each of coke, crank and crack, a crate of Ectasy, 4 pounds of shrooms, a field of Poppies, Some Laudanum, a barrel of Absinthe, 12 balls of Opium, some organic Hashish, 3 bottles of Bennies, 4 poppers, a tiny bit of Heroin, 37 blister packets of Aderall, a box of bath salts, some Jimpson Weed, Peyote and PCP, 43 men, 28 women and ummm, 189 packs of Marlboro Reds. But, other than that, NOTHING and I swear, my mom is a coke whore and a big liar.
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She's in better shape than Peaches Geldof.
Jesus!! Mel Crabbie. GD. She IS dead! WTF? Now that's the headline. F Lilo.
All I can say is ... REALLY, No Shit, Not Surprised.
Me either..about either one.
BTW, I like people telling me what a headline is. I aint the news.
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