Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Oh, dear load...wtf is this?

I don't want to pick on the Scientology runaway, but, what in sam hail is that? She looks worse than I feel. I suppose the dropped shoulders are supposed to mimic the pocket/bow shape for relativity, but, the whole thing is a wrinkled mess and the seaming of it looks done by Suri on a pocket Singer. Did Katie design this thing? Please stop, Katie. I never thought I'd say that Holmes needs Yang, but, there it is. Jesus. She should work for Gaga at this point.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought those were cup holders, but wait, she's young. . . why are her boobs below her ribs?
So many questions. . . why is it all satin, and the color of Aunt Flo? Why the straight hair?
I'm just not getting this outfit. I think it is supposed to be Zac Posen, but sheesh, what was he thinking if it is?
Christina

Dirty Disher said...

Posen's people must hate her. Maybe they're Scios? OMG, the stupid V dart cutting her boobs. Yuk. Katie has notoriously bad taste in clothes, but, this is a new low. Satin is for christening gowns and hooker underwear. Nothing else.

Anonymous said...

I avoid reading about her and her spawn, I find her odious. I get sick of all her flaws screaming out at me from the photos. She's at the Kardashian level of shit for me. But once yer famous, the paps will keep you there, and she bloody well knows that. That's the only reason she married who she did.

Anonymous said...

I saw a couple of pix of her someplace a few days ago and didn't know it was her. Did not recognize her here either.

cathy said...

Zac Posen was the designer, and he was her date that night. There were photos of him following her around adjusting it, it's a train wreck.