Put aside the word 'canoodling' which should be shown the door along with 'over the moon' and 'baby bump', is it possible that these two finally removed their heads from their asses long enough to realize what all of us already know? That no one else in the Universe wants either one of them. He's a wimp and she's a disconnected moron. By now, we've all read how he was practically a virgin before she whipped up her fug Stella McCartney and sat on his face, and her? What can you even say about her? She's a pushy, delusional twat talker whose self promoted luxury life style has moved beyond boring us, into 'want to kill her with fire' territory. They need to get back together so he can write some more shitty music to dedicate to her and she can ridicule him for feeding the kids ice cream made with evil dairy products. I'd buy them both a pack of generic cigarettes to toast the occasion. I might even toss in a pack of lighters if they make a sex tape. You know..because I care so much.
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I'm inclined to like him only because I NOTHING about him - in other words, he doesn't get in my face. So I give him the benefit of the doubt.
Her? Well I can see why he'd leave her. No wonder they spent so much time apart - I'd plan my day to avoid seeing her too.
wiggy
I think she's one of those women who will make it very difficult for another woman to get anywhere near Chris Martin. Even though she doesn't want him, no one else can have him, or go near near her kids. I've met women like that, they stay in their ex's lives with jealous tenacity and fuck with their heads, lives and new relationships.
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