Tying up grapes with bingo wings. When did that happen??? Well, fuck me!
Wipe that look of disbelief off your face, bitch, because you have bingo wings. Gowd...............Dammit.
I read that you can give yourself a mini face-lift by posing with your hands on your cheeks. But, it only works on one side with selfies. Okay, I am done with this shit. Bingo fucking wings. What's next? Ass droop? Turkey gobble. I think I have those already. Tits on your knees? Check. But, GD bingo wings, really? If this is 60, you can shove 70 where the sun don't shine. Jesus.
21 comments:
I think you're beautiful.
Oh my goodness. Thank you!
AKA Bat wings and Fifties Flags. I am the not so proud owner of a couple myself. Mine also look like they're made of crepe paper :( Fuck it.
Girl, you are a good looking 60. Don't worry about the wings. On a hot day, they can create a cool breeze. Just wave your hands in the air.
You are very pretty, Pat! Seriously!
And, I love the pink lipstick and updo! Cute glasses, too!
Christina
Awww, thanks. It is what it is at my age.
LOL at bat wings. I only wear sleeveless at home.
PS, that fancy blouse Noreen gave me is so cute, but, the wind blew it and made me look barrel shaped. LOL. I don't need that.
I don't know, I think you look pretty good!
Love the glasses and am jealous of your skinny stems....
Snowbunnie
Thanks, Cindy. I'm just glad I didn't scare anyone yet.
Snowbunnie, I have toothpick legs. It's weird.
I am telling you to shut it, in a very nice way. You don't look your age, you have style, baby, and who gives a good goddamn about Wizard Sleeves?? Hahahaha
(If it really bugs ya, do some curls while holding a bottle of laundry bleach in each hand. Cheap and cheerful dumb bells.) : )
In the words of drag queen Darienne Lake, Imma take mah bat-wings and Imma flyyy!!!!!!
Yeah! You should see my face close up. I look like a very angry old woman. Even though I don't feel that way. As for bat wings... the first time I was affronted with those was after getting Michael to get a nice pic of me pirouetting on the beach, which I planned to use on my Facebook. What a fucking comedown that was! Grrrrrr...... That's an awesome picture of your face close up. Lucky you!
I think you have a Brigitte Bardot look about you..
liz from NZ
Lies!!! You are not a day over 40!!!!
I think I look older than you and I'm 30!
Thanks to all. You are too kind. The camera also blanked out my wrinkles and I liked that. I'm beat and I know it. But.... Imma take mah bat-wings and Imma flyyy!
You look fabulous! Your hair! It's so thick and looks so bouncy swingy!
Aww thanks. I do have good hair. It's about all that's left. LOL.
OMG. You are beautiful. I think your weight loss is what gifted you with the wings. Plus, I am 56, and my arms aren't what they used to be. I do lift weights. I don't know if it matters sometimes. It's genetics. Your hair is the envy tho! And your face is lovely. I have seen pics of you before. But they weren't close up. Good pics! And I have skinny legs too. I always did tho. Like my moms. Menopause gifted me with not having a waist anymore. Try as I might! *sadness*. So, I dress to conceal it and live my life. Just livin my life. L-I-V-I-N.
Ohhh, thank you so much. I can't lift weights, so I might as well get used to the wings. Ick. I still have a small waist, but, I have a pooch down below. A little one, I think it's from all the surgeries. I ignore it. I wear stretch leggings. Aint nobody gonna see me naked again anyhow. But, it does bum me out when I look at my old bikini pics. I should post one, then you'd understand.
Of course! We all killed it in a bikini back in our youth. Tiny waists, great ass and who worried about their arms? Lol. Flat hard as concrete abs and tummies. Perfect dark tan from baby oil and iodine or Tropic Tan coconut oil. Yep. We had it all. I didn't have big boobs. It wasn't really a thing then anyway. I wore bikinis and the popular kids all wore Speedo one piece and the guys wore Speedo bikinis. Man, for a 13 y.o, I got my biology lesson watching the senior guys get out of the pool! Seemingly aroused. But what did I know? I can still see it. WOW!
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