HERE is a story of such excess and egotism that I was rolling laughing at it. The KimYeezer wedding and some of the crap that went into would put even Goopy to shame. And the sheer stupidity that massive egos cause! Kanye running around with a saw just hours before the ceremony, sawing a bar in half! Yelling about Italians and minimalism. Kim unplugging lights that took days to install and had to be hauled up an incline with cranes! Black marble life sized statues, an army of them, ordered only four days before the event! On a whim of Kanyes! Golden toilet towers! What? These people are truly insane with ego. Oh, and apparently they treated Andrea Bocelli like shit and kicked him out while that idiot Jayden Smith in his bat costume stayed! OMFG!
Andrea Bocelli, you may be famous and admired around the world, but, Kim and Kanye don't have a bar stool or a glass of water for you. Not when a Smith kid is around. Don't let the flower wall hit you in the ass on the way out.
Read that shit and tell me what YOU think of this pretentious nonsense.
13 comments:
I don't have the patience to read it just yet, but my first thought on seeing that carriage picture, was, how many shoe-horns did it take to work her fat butt into the seat. Seriously. That is a tiny carriage, and all I can think of is, how on earth did they get her in there?
Every time I see the phrase about the golden toilet towers, I automatically think "golden showers" and how weird it is that they incorporated her claim to fame into their wedding. Mind in the gutter.
The excess involved in this wedding nauseates me. I would have hoped that after her other weddings, she would have toned things down a bit with this one, but no, she was only honing her conspicuous consumption skills on Kris Humphreys.
I guess you can't polish a turd.
Christina
Here's exactly how this goes...marriage lasts maybe 2 years, or less. Big, expensive extravaganza weddings never last. I know many that have spent tens of thousands on weddings that lasted less than 2 yrs. one was a couple, the guy was a tall, good looking, redheaded fucker from Ohio, the girl was Filipino and her family has money. She found sexting texts on his phone when they were dating, but talked himself outta that. Huge ass extravaganza wedding. On their honeymoon in the Philipines, he visited a local brothel not once, but 6 times! And her family had traveled with them. He cheated daily... On their honeymoon! She was a f'g bitch, the room mate from hell of my daughter. Stole from my daughter etc. so, we didn't cry for her. But she divorced his ass. We think she just wanted the big fancy wedding to show off and didn't even care about the guy anyway. Since it was "all about her". Those weddings never make for a solid marriage. Look at Goldie & Kurt? No marriage, nothing, yes, a kid together. But they lasted. The wedding doesn't matter. If it does, then you are already in big trouble.
Christina, such a good comment. Spot on. How DID she get her ass in that contraption??
Rox, I agree. They won't last. Those big wedding people never do.
How did Kayne get so frigging rich anyway, I don't remember hearing any of his music. I would rather watch Paris hilton then Kim, and that is digging pretty dam low lol....
I actually made a point of listening to him once. I sat through a shit load of it and couldn't find one single thing I'd call good. I think he's an ass. So, I have no idea how he got rich. I'd rather watch Paris too, at least I like her mother.
Did anyone know about the Kardashians before the O.J. Simpson trial? What exactly were they known for?
The only thing of Kanye's that I've heard/seen was the music video on the motorcycle. Honest to god, I thought it was meant to be a joke.
Jane, Kim hung out with Paris Hilton and organized closets for stars. Then she made that sex tape.
Angie, I thought it was a joke too. I guess a lot of people thought that and it sent Kanye into a rage.
Kanye gets all his money from his rich boyfriends in the fashion industry. You'll never convince me he's not gay and that hairy fat ass is nothing more than a beard.
I'm also convinced OJ is Khloe's father. Her pig mother decided to screw her best friends husband. That whole family makes me ill.
People we have never heard of before, bam! all over the media for years. Blargh.
WTF? Is that for real?
Yeah, it's for real. Panonymous, you might have it right. Photos are out of her coming home alone from her honeymoon. They say she hated every minute of Ireland and they did come home seperatly and went their own ways. So weird.
Oh well now that we are over the wedding gossip we can move onto the divorce. How long do you reckon before the separation rumors start?
Post a Comment