Wednesday, June 11, 2014

It's Gay Pride week..so everyone must tell everything, I guess

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I should have known it's Gay Pride week, my Face Book has support the gay pics on it. There's even one from a Guntowner! I hit the like button, but, I hit that for everything. Even stuff that, I have no idea what people are talking about, but, I figure they're into it, so..hey. I comment on ones I actually get and like. Anyhow, so, Gay Pride week and Anna Paquin spoke out online and said, "Proud to be a happily married bisexual mother. Marriage is about love not gender."

At least I know she just wasn't posting that to be weird. (She is sort of weird.) She posted to support gay marriage and gays. It's totally cool and I support the gays too. You know I do. I should find something relative to Face Book, but, I've been too busy to even open that much. Anyway, even though her comment was cool, the first thing I thought was, 'Yeah, I dig my hot husband and life now, but, I'd still munch some carpet if I could get away with it." Only, in my head, I said it dirtier. Because, yeah, I'm basically a Guntowner, and environmentally retarded. I try to stay above it, but, you can't help what your brain spews inside your skull.

So, I want to know what's the first thing YOU thought of when you read her quote? I also envy her because at least she knows what she is. I don't. I love looking at women. Women are prettier than men, they have way more interesting faces and bodies, usually. They have hair and makeup and fashion too. Usually. (I'm aware there are exceptions.) But, I could never fall in love with a woman. Just wouldn't happen. You'd think that would make me straight. But, even though I've always fallen for men, I can't stand them in a relationship. Actually, when I think about it, I can't stand relationships, period. They're always cloying, annoying and I'm always over it almost as soon as it begins. It's me that sucks, and I know it. So, straight, gay or bi? Who the fuck knows? Asexual is when you have no sexual feelings, right? I think my libido was accidentally removed surgically. But, it still kicks in once in a blue moon. Usually it has something to do with Dr. House. That is a whole nother post.

Frankly, I got sick of everyone talking about their sex lives long ago. Now days everyone gives way to much information and everyone has a sex tape. But, I'm the first nosy asshole to go look up a preview clip so I can judge how slutty or gross they are. All of them bore me and I can never keep the porn window open even long enough to see the whole preview.  I just want to know what their junk looks like. Geez. I sound like such an asshole. Are you a nosy asshole too? What do you think of all this sexual openness?

Ps, sorry for my typos, I fixed them. I think. Kids were drivin' me nut. Kids, kids, kids, all day, every day. It's a wonder my brain doesn't explode.







17 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

Troll,. your new IP has been flagged as spam, so have all your other router IP's. You only have so many to use and then you'll run out. They will all be spam and I won't even see them. You'll have to stop using a sample router and actually buy one. You are such a dumb cunt. Look up the definition of what you were bitching about. You have the damn Internet, you are such a dumb fuck.

Susan said...

My first thought was...why do you need to announce that? You have a child now, do they really need to read that stuff down the road? Because I read it as, "I love my hubby, but I still dig chicks, and I don't care who knows it!!"

iambriezy said...

I read what she said as a ploy to convince everyone she's one of "them", so her opinion matters more. Kind of smug, I guess. Maybe it's just me over thinking, but I found it annoying.

I have zero interest in people's sex lives (celebrity or not), although like you, I'm also quick to look up a sex tape because I'm a nosy asshole too.

Dirty Disher said...

I lOVE these answers. Susan, Yep. Totally agree.

Briezy, you crack me up. Nosy assholes, that's us. I looked at Kim K's the other day just because I wanted to see what her cootch looked like. It's not fug. I was surprised.

just wondering said...

Well, I'm a happily married bisexual woman, too. I prefer women, but happened to fall head over heels in love with a very intelligent and witty man.

I spent nearly 20 years with women who are still my best friends to this day. And my children and grandchildren have all been raised to think nothing of it at all.

I have wonderful memories of gay pride weekends in DC and Chicago. Wouldn't trade them for the world. But I still love my husband and would never betray my vows to him.



panonymous said...

^^^^ Nosey asshole too. I usually just want to see the men so I can see if they have tiny dicks LOL I also can never make it through the whole clip. It bores me.

Sleep is far more important to me than sex.

Anna Paquin knows True Blood is ending this season so she has to get people talking about her again.

Maybe she's hoping for a spot on Orange is the New Black?

Anonymous said...

Where do you find the sex tapes? Every time I've tried to , it 's always deleted before I get to see it. Well it would bore me too and I don't care about anyone's cooch. I'd like to see a good naked male but I'm not likely to find a better one than my first husband - been thinking about that lately!

Unknown said...

Agree! All this obsessing about everyone's sexuality and who they are fucking is truly BORING. I don't care as long as its not me, my husband, children or animals. It's all so passé! People need to get over it!

Dirty Disher said...

Just Wondering, good for you for knowing what you want and will be happy with. Kudos to raising open minded children, that's a real accomplishment. This new generation may have their problems, but, I think, in general, that they are kinder and more open minded. Animals are being treated much better now and people aren't so afraid to be themselves. That's a huge plus to me. In some ways, it's a better world. (Their music still sucks though.)

Dirty Disher said...

Pan, You know it about sleep!! I'd take a good nap any day.

4:27:00 PM do tell!? Got pics or vid? LMAO!

Lia, hell yes. I don't know why people are so amused by sex stories. I swear everyone thinks they have the answers, when sex is totally subjective. What floats one boat wouldn't drop an oar for another. Only young people and pervs like to discuss sex constantly. The more they talk, the less the seem to know.

Roxanne said...

A married mom wishing to be a "carpet muncher", needs to not be married and free to be with women. As she wishes. That was disgusting to me. Her words seem to be purely for shock value, but what man could handle that? He ain't got the parts she desires, so it is a bad marriage. She's probably full of shit anyway. WTH has she even been in? She's ugly too and her husband is so NOT hot. Sorry. JMO. She talks like a pig.

Roxanne said...

I could not care less who is screwing whom. In Hollywood or here in town. I do not care and don't really want to know about it. We get it, we don't need details ppl! It's nobody's business. So STFU. You don't shock us anymore. Jeez...

Dirty Disher said...

I didn't take it as shock value when I found out it was gay pride week. But, you're correct, nothing can shock us anymore. Not me anyway, I'm like, ehh.

Dirty Disher said...

ps..I yawn at that 50 shades of crap. Most boring book in the world.

Imabastard said...

everybody likes to look at beautiful women.

Everybody except those gay, women hating fashion designers ruling the industry.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Pat. Check ur email. I just sent you something. LMAO! U will laugh too.

rox

Dirty Disher said...

Basterd, yer on to something there.

Okay, email. I can't get it open today.