Friday, August 1, 2014

Fundamentalist nuts

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Ken Ham, the president of The Answers in Genesis ministry, has decided what's right for all of us. You know, because he's a nice guy and responsible for all our welfare, given the fact that anyone with opposing views is obviously retarded. So, preach it, daddy-o.

He wants us to defund NASA and all projects related to discovering new life on other planets because to do so undermines christian theology. Jesus was a man, not a Klingon. Only Humans can be saved, therefore it is ridiculous to even consider life outside of Earth. God wouldn't create that. Us Heathens need to have our money spent on real things like building a Noah's Ark replica and other Christian creationist's museums, which would actually have some real benefit by teaching us about god, creationism and how it all actually works.

I like it when these fundamentalist freaks lose it like this, it wakes people up, even christians. The irony of his belief system is lost on no one. I don't even have to make a joke here. Okay, one. Please, big invisible man in the sky that no one has ever seen, but, who controls everything, don't take the silly space ship money because I want to meet ET and talk Klingon with him. Pretty please?

7 comments:

Jane said...

Is that a Dalek on his desk?

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah, but, I think it was a meeting of minds place. He thinks belief in aliens makes us 'weirdos'.

Anonymous said...

I am a christian, and I am all for NASA being funded. I don't understand what the issue is with that.
As a catholic, I listen to my pope, and he preaches tolerance, though I don't know if that will get anyone anywhere in the Middle East.
I have trouble with anyone who tries to specifically define God. He is the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end, and how on earth (really) with our tiny, puny human brains, can we really comprehend everything about Him, or what he would or would not do elsewhere.
I hope that's not too much God talk here, but I didn't even bother to watch the clip. I just know that I have run into too many people who want to be so strict and intolerant. I just don't understand it.
Christina

Dirty Disher said...

Me either. Our country was founded on freedom and mostly freedom from any religion running us. I don't get people who think they are right to the point that they want to force everyone to think like them. How do they know? I wonder what will happen to that dude if alien life is discovered?

Dirty Disher said...

PS, this man, he's the kind of people that make christians look bad. Just like the nuts who sacrifice animals in rituals make people like me look bad. Nether of them represent either of us. You just look at them and sigh at the dumbness. How do people follow these idiots?

Frimmy said...

People like this think their rigid, narrow beliefs mean they're ever so faithful. In fact they're weak. They don't trust themselves to be tolerant and they don't want anyone else to have more freedom then they allow themselves. I've known too many like him.

Dirty Disher said...

I never thought of it quite that way, but, you're right. If you have real faith, it wouldn't matter what anyone else thought.