I started laughing. Men and their god damn penis'. His dick was already massive. I didn't have to see it hard to know that. Now, it's not as pretty as it was, it looks sort of lumpy. But, size and serious pretty don't really go together anyway, as most of us know. Personally, I am not about the dick in the pussy, so it matters not at all to me. I appreciate a pretty one. But, you make the best out of what you get, don't you? Men will never understand that fucking is all in the head for a woman anyway. So, we are forced, by the very nature of men, to worship their silly dicks. But, I was laughing because 'women won't sleep with him, he's too big'. That cracked me up. On a technical level, if he can't make any woman overcome her fear of 'the monster' invading, then he didn't need more dick. He needs an education. He needs to watch Don Juan De Marco with Johnny Depp. (Hell, I need to watch it again, it's hot.) But, has anyone else ever had guys use that as a come on line? I have. It cracks me up. Like you're going to jump the dumb fucker just to have the monster. OMG! Big giant dick! Give it to me, fried bald comb over dude, give it to me now! Fuck. Have you ever had a dude who is convinced his dick is a monster and it's just average and you don't know how to stop the laughter when he says, 'I promise I won't hurt you, but, the last chick couldn't take it', and you've got the fucking thing in your hand and you know it's, like, five inches long and as big around as the average hot dog? I mean, you look in his eyes and he's fucking serious as a heart attack and totally convinced by his bimbo ex that he is Mr. Monster Dick. What do you say? How do you stop the laughter? Men and their dicks.
Let's tell dick stories. Got one?
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My first was 9+inches, and from my perspective, it's really not that much fun. I think we bumped an ovary, and I was in trouble the rest of the night. Average is fine. The smallest guy I ever saw was about 2 inches, in Italy.
That guy has issues. No-one outside of the porn industry really wants something that size. (My opinion, anyway.) I would bet he has some weird desire to hurt women. His mullet sucks, too.
Christina
I wouldn't fuck him simply because he has a mullet.
A good night sleep is way more important to me than a roll in the hay.
Here's a fun chart. The Congo has the biggest dicks. US average is 5.1 inches. North Korea the smallest. What a surprise. I'm laughing just thinking about all the guys yelling BULLSHIT and running to measure their dicks.
http://www.mandatory.com/2015/02/26/which-country-has-the-biggest-dicks-in-the-world/
This is making me laugh and I'm feeling really sorry for the 2 inch guy in Italy. Poor bastard.
Now, ain't that just special!
No real story here. There was one that was well endowed---not huge, but big and well built. I didn't marry him. Oh well, memories will just have to do!
Cjristina, I'm surprised you ever wanted to try it again, if that was your first time. Guys hung like that need to be careful. And they need to stop asking us to get on all fours. Aint gonna happen.
Pan, when will someone measure our vaginas to see what's average?
Fuck the micro penis. That's what it's called. I saw one once. You'd have to be in love to want to deal with that twice. I wasn't.
It kinda reminds me of women and their tits though. All those breast enhancements. I guess they both have the same mentality.
I had to give up on a guy who was too big, it was like "NO WAY" is that going inside me. Sadly I've had one so small that it was just about the same comment, only it was just too small to get in.
Kinda strange really that as i write this, I feel nothing but sadness, guilt and compassion for the tiny penis. But no regret or sadness for big dick. Yet having a dick that's just too dam big has to be as bad as a tiny penis. Nothing but ridicule and rejection for both.
I saw a guy walking around where we lived in Texas. Everday, I'd see him. I think he had that growth problem tho. He was not a large person, average, maybe even kind of short? But he looked like he was hauling a large cantaloupe in his pants. I wondered if that hurt "him"? I wondered how he even got on those pants with a zipper. I was astounded whenever I saw him. "How did he walk with that thing?" I was married. And No, not interested in seeing it for real. But it was very odd. He seemed almost ashamed of it. He was nice looking too. That was actually sad. But I bet he got lots of action. From the curious. OMG! Can't imagine that thing hard! WOW!
PS: Robert Plant. BEST RSB EVER!!!!
what is RSB? I looked all over google and I don't get it! It is making me cray.
Found the libido post. I'll spare you the details but I've had some experience with this one. Got the whole 'ex couldn't handle it' and 'did I hurt you' shit (nothing happened so, no, I was fine). Long story short 8" = 4" and "get yourself off" is the least sexy thing I've ever heard.
Here's the thing, I don't care what the length and/or girth is. As you said, it's all in our brains and getting us there before any touching starts. You can't hide what you really are in person, so why lie about it? Am I supposed to play along with the charade? Sorry no. Also, he was insane. He was the last one I attempted sex with and he's the reason it hasn't happened since then. Not interested in living through that again.
Anon. #RSB. Rock Star Bulge. There are entire websites devoted to it. Mr. Plant is the winner. IMO.
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