Saturday, May 30, 2015

Jessica Simpson's kid is not sexy

Maxwell is perfectly adorable. Her swimsuit is precious and appropriate and that pose is not taught. It is done by every toddler girl I know. They strike it, do the duck lips and then they're off to raise hell somewhere else. WTF is wrong with a society that sees this kid as sexy in any way? Fucking internet perverts. I'm going to start calling it 'JoshDuggarin', as in "Stop JoshDuggerin' that child, you pedo sonsabitches!"



9 comments:

Angie said...

I just emitted an actual guffaw. Good stuff...lol

Anonymous said...

except me. There is a picture somewhere of me at 3 in a wading pool, looking pregnant with my finger up my nose. But of course, that's somebody's secret pedo fetish, so they come after me as regular as FReud's shit schedule (he was a holder-inner, we all know one). there are practically no pictures of me- youngest- but in way too many I am wearing a red hat with red and black yarn sticking up all around it like a clown afro. Why???

map

Dirty Disher said...

HA! Angie.

Map, yes, you are in the data base of the fingers in nose pedo section. If you have video of you eating boogers they are worth mucho dollaro. GOWD DANG, that be a saxy chile, right dere. Sadly, probably not a joke. I do adore an adult fetish though. Anyone hear of any good ones lately?

Oh, I have one. When Jim Bob catches his boys jacking, he ties their hands together and makes them do chores. The internet considers this practice a challenge and they've dubbed it 'Jim Bobbin'. Don't you love it?

Anonymous said...

But when Jim Bob jacks his boys, thats called Duggering.


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Dirty Disher said...

Yes, thank you for that addition. And the mental picture.

Leah said...

Pat,

You are sadly very wrong. Not one sweet, innocent toddler girl, or little girl I know has struck that pose-or duck lips. It is learned behavior from inappropriate TV, parents don't care enough to censor small children's TV and music. It is still very possible to keep little ones sweet and innocent. The problem is with lazy parent's.

Leah

Unknown said...

What a clever comment the Josh Duggaring one was. Like don't dug gar your sister. That's really great.

Anonymous said...

Maxwell is a precious doll. I just don't believe in posting pics of your own children online. Ever. Its just always going to be on there. Forever. Pedos paradise. Just don't do it. Be protective, don't pander to the public. Let your babies be babies. At home, not online, for all eternity. That's the bad parenting part. Not protecting the young ones images. Guard it with your life. This world has gone insane. Hell, even someones brother is jacking to their little sisters swimsuit pics! As we all know...JoshDuggar. Blech. He should be in prison and forever a registered sex offender.

Anonymous said...

And PS: The Duggar dad has 100% Pedo-Face. I have always said he looks like a filthy perv. I wouldn't be shocked at all if he molested Josh himself. We don't know what happens in a house with that many humans living together. I am also wondering, if some of the little kids aren't the children of his older(younger)sisters, from him? We don't know. That shit happens. They would lie & just raise it as their own. I'm talking about kids born before they got to be a household name. It could have happened. And we will never know. Younger kids have babies all the time. & it usually is by rape. But the dad, he's a total perv. Look at him. It's obvious! Yuck.