I do not have a problem believing that Bruce Jenner is now Caitlin, even spelled with a C instead of a K. I DO have a problem believing that Kim Kardashian West is expecting baby number two..from her own body. Nope. Sorry. No. This bitch and her production team spent way too much time setting this up. First she suffers from literally days, possibly weeks of heartbreaking infertility. She's already filmed the pregnancy announcement on the reality show. Does anyone want to tell me how these reality time periods work?? When Kourtney's latest baby is 6 months old by the time you see the birth on tv, yet, Kim is pregnant and two days later, it's on the show? And then, there is Kim and her endless fucking body issues. I'm sure she has just been dying to shove another baby into her low rise jeans and waist training corsets and set up some pap shots. Most of all...can any team of Kanye paid stylists, anywhere, face the mountainous task that would be, finding 6 months worth of impossibly hideously fugly maternity whore wear AGAIN??? I think not, people. I think not.
Yep.. I am calling it. Pillow baby. No other possibility.
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Um, you guys are just haters who just need to quit hating. There's totally a baby growing in my snatch right now and Kanye said that in a couple weeks he's gonna get one of his handlers to reach up in my twunt and pull it out so we can go get some magazine deals. You guys just wait!
Please name it Wild Wild, or West West. I don't ask for much.
Nuh uh. Kanye says we're calling it Kleeve. Kleeve West. Us Weekly have already pre-approved it. They also said they'd pay top dollar to give it prenatal ass implants to make sure it totally looks like me when it eventually comes out of my twunt. That way, their pics can be extra authentic and profitable. They said me and Kleeve are cash cows, whatever that means, which is super-awesome cause I really like cash and I really like cows.
(Isn't Kanye's so clever you guys, the way he can organize all these neat ways to make us even more rich and famous?)
Neato, said Jim Bob.
Kanye will just design the maternity wear himself.
Maybe he will wear the maternity wear himself, this time. You know, pillow baby and all. It's as real as anything else about this family.
Christina
Yezus can do anything..you just have to have faith.
Now its being reported that she is pregnant with twin pillows!
Uh, no she isn't carrying another one. I think all the talk was set up for it didn't work so we were forced to hire a surrogate. Creeps me out.
She should try to wear shower curtains for this fake pregnancy. I think they stretch better, but then again, she's been stuffing herself into sample sizes (with the help of a construction crew) for so long she'd probably fall apart if she wore something normal.
Sorry Kim I don't kare about you or your hubby and don't kare about the name of your next cid.
Well, if one is North West, wouldn't it make sense that the next would be South West. Or maybe "Heading"?
This could be fun. What other West names are there?
And I wish Yeesus would stop dressing her. He is not doing her any favors. She always looks like a sausage.
If it's a boy, Go West or Ben West. A girl, Virginia, West.
I like May too.
I hate when stupid, untalented people breed.
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