Josh Duggar paid a lot of money to cheat on his wife.
HERE. Or just type in his oily name and the name Ashley Madison. His extramarital interests include, “one-night stands,” “experimenting with sex toys,” "someone who can teach me,” “open to experimentation,”, “professional/well groomed,” “short height,” “high sex drive,” “natural breasts,” “girl next door,” “naughty girl,” and more. Bubble baths. Let's never forget bubble baths.
And always remember, marriage is a union between two people. A man and his wife. And his sisters. And their babysitter. And some whores from a hook up website. And People magazine. And hamsters in his anus. And...fuck, I don't even know anymore because I have been laughing at this for 24 hours straight a peeing each time it starts in my head again. I have no underpants left to give.
Don't forget to go to the Josh and Anna Duggar website for marital and relationship advice. Totally not kidding, for those who are unfamiliar. They've written books! God helped them! They know shit! (Applying a light foundation for photos is not one of the things they know. But, EVERYTHING else, they know.)
Michelle and Jim Boob are disappointed, but, realize none of this is Josh's fault. Clearly the blame lies on his mentally deficient wife, Anna, who despite keeping her quiver full, failed her mother in law's example of keeping her hubby's knob polished every single night. Jim Boob will send Josh to a professional dog house builder where he will stay for at least a full week and learn to use his wood. The doghouse he builds will be donated to raise awareness for out of work, heterosexual, Christian camera crews.
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Can you imagine the insane meltdown Jim Boob had when this came to light? Yet another time that Josh screwed the family. I read somewhere that Jim Boob and Meeee-chelle were trying to have a show developed around them being sex-abuse victim councilors. Yep. Can't you just see it? "But your wrists were showing. He had to have you once he saw your wrists. . ."
I wonder if Josh told them in advance, once he knew that all the Ashley Madison names had been leaked, or if he just let events unfold? I wonder if Jim Boob made an effort to check the name list himself (because he knows Josh), once he heard about the hack? So many questions. . .
It is sad, but inevitable, that Anna will be blamed for this, and will probably accept that blame without question. Once again, little kids are the victims.
As far as Jarod, I really didn't get that from looking at him. You are good.
I agree that there must have been horrendous stuff on his computers, discs, etc. Those officers removed a lot of stuff. Not just one or two items. I thought I saw something somewhere about kids as young as six.
I have also read that Josh had an account on OKCupid. It uses the same account name as he used on Ashley Madison, and sounds like his profile. The picture is "borrowed" from elsewhere, and supposedly, the actual guy is furious about it. If I remember right, the profile says that he is monogamous, but is interested in one night stands. So, which is it?
Is Jessa the pregnant one right now? I just watched a little news piece that said she is upset because she wanted a show about her having her baby, like her sister got, but now the show is gone. Wah.
Those siblings who are old enough to get it, must be very quietly furious with Josh. I don't know if they discuss this stuff as a family, or if Jim B just goes around with a clenched jaw, hissing instructions, and Meeeee-chelle is wary, and wide-eyed, trying to keep out of his way, but wearing an easy-access dress and having her knees and hips ready to fly open, in case he needs her to suddenly submit? It must be terrible in that household right now.
Christina
I love everything about this story.
I always screamed at the tv every time Michelle started lecturing those girls about how to please her man and always submit to sex. She said, never be tired or have a headache, shit like that. Seriously. She even used the word 'submit'. I find them so fucking WRONG, yet wishing I had a dollar for every time they've talked about what's right, literally. They've made me puke for such a long time. Years. And I developed an unhealthy urge to slap people who said, oh, but, they're good people. No, No, they are NOT. They are such horrible people there isn't even a word for what they do to those kids of theirs. I don't even think Michelle loves them, not really. She's one cold bitch, if you watch her. She makes Kate Gosselin look like mother of the year. I just hate them. I have to stop before I have a melt down. I hate cults who want to force their fucked up view on us. And they do.
But, like Angie, I am loving Josh's horn dog fuck ups. He's making me gleeful. I never get gleeful. I no longer feel sorry for those 2 older girls either. Those brain washed, brain dead cunts. Jess is mad because she got pregnant and is getting no attention. Another Duggar baby, well isn't that novel? Cocksuckers.
ps..yeah, I caught on to Jerrod right away, but, it was commenters on my own site who alerted me to Duggar dough boy. I never paid attention to him. But, readers on here hated him straight off. I remember many 'skeeved out' posts and that's when I really started paying attention. You were right.
Jared Fogle's true crime was convincing people to eat shitty Subway.
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laurajean
See above link, even Jesus has pulled up a chair and has got his popcorn out. lol
laurajean
At least Josh Duggar never sold shitty sandwiches.
i haven't read anything about this but wow,....are u serious ...they have written books...i have to check this out. I always have a laugh when you do a write up on something...u should be the one writing books.
So, now he has come out and admitted it publicly. Not only that, but a porn addiction. I guess he never requested a refund on the "guaranteed affair" portion of the bill, so he must have had at least one hook up there via Ashley Madison, too.
I wonder if he had other hookups? I wonder how many times, and if they were all with women. From what I have been reading, most of the clientele was male, and a number of female profiles were written up by employees with stolen pictures. I think some of the female profiles were written by men, too. What a mess.
I actually do feel a little sorry for Anna. It just keeps getting worse for her. On some level, it must break her heart, even if she doesn't admit it.
I'm betting that execs at TLC are very relieved that they cut this family off. There won't be any space for that other show that Jim Bob and Michelle have been trying to float.
Christina
Josh Duggar will emerge as an anti-porn crusader.
The saddest and scariest part of this is that Anna will probably not leave him. She needs to think of her children now and leave his perverted world. I can't stand to see the way she stares at him whenever he's talking, never breaking glance. Geeze, how naive can someone be? Stupid question, I know. Run from this cult, Anna! Run!
Debby
Next... Pictures....
I have read in a place or two (unverified) that a facebook page has also been found where his "friends" are models and strippers.
Christina
Totally serious on the website and books. They, anna and josh started a website with marital advice on their fucking honeymoon and fanatics swamped it listening to the uber Christian drivel.
Josh posted and then deleted and then reposted the part about porn addiction. Yep, he is going to spin that soon and Melvin is a psychic. You wait and see. None of this is his fault. He was addicted to evil porn. Somehow this is the fault of anyone not in their cult. Oh, man.
I should say, michelle and boob posted josh's post about porn addiction. The parents, like, hosted his apology. They are all sticking together and praying round the clock right now.
Disgusting man. ACTUALLY, the whole family gives me the wiggins.
instant karma:
One thing about time going faster as we age is that Karma seems to get even more instant.
And this Josh Duggar thing is the best thing ever to come out of reality TV. Praise Jesus you sister Fuggars! HAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaha!
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