Kate Gosselin, this is just one of the reasons people don't like her

This is the episode where little Joel gets pretty sick and all Kate can do is harp on how she's "bogged down" with laundry, even though she admits and the vid shows, she doesn't fold, sort or put away laundry. She has help for that..every time. She gets upset that Joel (the least fav kid, the one they think is gay) makes a mess for her so she makes the kid lay on the hard laundry room floor, with the machines running and leaves him there alone. Jon comes home and goes straight to Joel and says "He's burning up." Then he moves the poor kid to the bedroom and comforts him.

Halloween angel/fairy eyes

If you look up panacea81 on You Tube, you will find tons of her cool vids on how to apply eye makeup for different dramatic looks. She's got lots of nifty trick, tips and a cool accent.

That's your half..

A Cambodian man sawed the family home in two and took his half with him. His wife, 35 yeard old, Vat Navy said "Very strange, but this is what my husband wanted. He brought his relatives and used saws to cut the house in half. He wanted a divorce, and I said, "Let's divorce.'"

She sounds calm, doesn't she? The dick took half her front door and left her no outside wall. I'm surprised he didn't saw that cow in two. They must be a two cow family.

The Queen has spoken

Her Majesty, Angelina Jolie to Vanity Fair: "Obama is fighting for international justice, he wants to intervene militarily in genocides abroad, and he wants to close down Guantanamo Bay. They are things which could move me to vote for him, not his roots. Of course, an American president like Barack Obama would be great for my family."
But that isn't "reason enough to vote for him."
On being American:"I am very proud of being American, and all my children have got American passports.
"For me, our family is just what America is - a melting pot, a mixture of many different races and nations," she says. "My children should be proud of their Asian and African roots, but that in no way means [is] a lack of respect for the fact that they and their parents are Americans."

Hef's got his hands full

Hef's new girl friends, the twin terrors, like to fight. I wasn't going to post on it, because they're just such typical slags, but, they really like to get drunk and fight. Not only were they arrested for for felony aggravated battery, in Florida back in January (they were both fighting with another girl and Karissa hit the chick over the head with a beer bottle), it seems the two got into it with each other two months before that. The twin fight was serious enough for someone to call the cops who found Kristina laying in the yard, topless and bleeding from the nose. Karissa had kicked her sister in the face. Nice.

I looked them up and all I found was stupid twin incest type photos, they sure don't look the same without lighting and makeup, huu? Maybe Hef is farsighted, lets hope so, because waking up with these two could shock your system. How come Karissa Weenersucker has four eyebrows? No wonder Kendra locks her door..random ass ho's indeed.

Britney's Womanizer video

The remix didn't make the song better and her dance movements don't seem to sync with the beat. Sorry, Brit..I don't care for it. But, she does look good, good enough that there's no real reason for her to get naked again. She sure picked the right guy for this though. Shades of Absolute! He's cute.

Two more lil' Elvis's

Lisa Marie Presley gave birth to her third and fourth child in Thousand Oaks, California, yesterday. 16 year old Ben and 21 year old Riley were also present at the birth of their sisters. The twin girls are healthy and Lisa and her husband, Michael Lockwood are said to be ecstatic. Congrats, Lisa Marie.

Kath & Kim not impressing me

Who else watched this last night? I just thought it was so dumb, none of the characters are likable. They're just slow people. What's funny or endearing about that? If I wanted to waste my time with dull I'd go to a chat room. I'll give it another chance, one more chance, but, come on..what do you guys think of it?

Katie Holmes on Eli Stone

I wanted her to be good, I really did..but, this is not sexy. It's odd. She looks like a boy dressed as a girl and her voice reminds me of a cat with it's tail stuck in a car door. It's just....strange.

Royalty in Life N Style

Alrighty, that's Angie and Brads kitchen in their German house, the kids haven't been there long enough to trash it yet. And as for Life N Style, I don't even have to type my smart ass'd thoughts. My readers are sharp enough to tell me "how they make it work." Hint..it has nothing to do with them taking a bath together every night. File that under too much info from Angie, again. Eww.

Suri owns Kate Hudson

Who's shoppin' in the kids section? Not Suri, not with that bag.

Sarah Chalke on Letterman

I've always been a fan of Sarah's even though she's no Becky..her fiance sound hilarious! I'd marry that guy too.

Victoria Beckham in German Glamour

Ich, indeed. She's not human.

I hope she's kidding

Roseanne Barr’s sex tape has been stolen..
“One of the interns who was administering my MySpace page has been fired. He has stolen my private sex tape. I am offering $25,000 for its return, unless someone would like to distribute it — then I am willing to deal.”
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Deal or no deal? Awwww, dang, now crabbie knows what I'm getting him for his birthday.

"That's so gay" not cool with Hil Duff

But, being a total catty bitch is acceptable.

Abdominoplasty / Tummy Tuck Surgery Video

Don't click that if surgery makes you queasy, but, it's interesting and most celebs have it done right in the delivery room. Britney Spears did. This is NOT Kate Gosselin, but, she had it done too and that's one freebie I don't begrudge her. After popping out 8 kids her abdominal muscles separated and that can be pretty uncomfortable and cause physical problems. Anyhow, it's interesting and I wish it came with all births. Women deserve it. They really do.

How did she do it?

How DID Angie get her bod back after twins? A source close to Jolie told Star magazine: “She doesn’t like to talk about it or admit it, but Angie told some friends thatshe had a ‘mommy tuck’. She likes the way that sounds better than ‘tummytuck’.”
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Yep, we've all seen that operation on TV, right? I saw it on Jon And Kate Plus 8 and Dr. 90210 (which I love)...they just snip that extra skin, stretch marks and fat off, yank you back together all flat and pretty and sew it up. I don't blame Angie a bit for having the tuck, whouldn't it be nice if the hospital bill included the tummy tuck in the ridiculous birth bill? Ordinary women don't deserve mud flaps anymore than celebs do.
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Jolie on her babies..“It's so much fun but it's very hard work. The kids are forming beautiful friendships. They're teammates and they're very loving to the babies.“The twins are just the sweetest little things. They lay next to each other.They're starting to smile a lot. Knox looks like Brad and Vivienne looks more like me. They are developing interesting personalities. Knox seems morerelaxed and Vivienne is more loud."

Naked Pamela Anderson on the show The Girls Next Door

This is what I was talking about, Pam is an idiot. Her big old fake boobs look ready to explode, I'm sure Hef was impressed..not. Everyone else was dressed..wtf was she thinking? TY to AndeTreat for loading that on YT because I was too grossed out to hit my record button. What a moron attention whore Pam is...UKKKK.

Lynne Spears does the Mike And Juliet show

On Jamie Lynn telling her that she was pregnant...Lynne: "I thought she was joking when she first told me. I was looking at her face trying to wait for the punch line…wait for her to smile or joke. She wanted the baby from the beginning."

Mike: "Are she and the baby's father together?"
Lynne: "She and the baby's father are on. You can't believe the media…I don't know why they do that."
Mike: "Did you think she was a virgin?"
Lynne: "Yes."

"People think I was this stage mom… that I was pushing my daughters to do what they did. I was actually their cheerleader. I have never been their manager…that's never been my role. I was the one that got their coffee in the morning and out of bed."
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Lynne forgot to mention that she served them their morning coffee when they were three. She also forgot to address the unconfirmed second pregnancy, which to me, is very telling. I love it when wanna be celebs remind us that you can't believe the media and use the media to do it.

If your kid's unhappy, buy them something from Hermes

Get this..Tom thinks the clan should be in LA, but, Katie loves NYC. Katie thinks that compared to New York, LA is fake and unpleasant. I tend to agree, only because I love NYC so much...but, where else do you live when you have a fake marriage and a fake hetro hubby? When that blasted play comes to an end (please soon) where will Katie live??

Britney Spears - For The Record (Documentary Preview)

It seems too soon for this sort of thing. She should have waited a few years to explain her crazy. This is that kind of stuff that seemed to bring it on in the first place. But, I WILL be watching, nothing beats a Poontang interview. Airs November 30 at 10 p.m. on MTV.

Dummy

JL's reps say she is not pregnant. Uh hu, that's what they said last time too. Duuuh, hick face, you have a bun in the oven.

Brad took the photo

Nice photo by Brad Pitt. Angelina is breast feeding, you can see a little hand there. I can't wait to see the rest of his photos.

Read between the lines

Lauren Bacall talking about when she and Nicole Kidman worked together on a film.. “Tom had taken off for Penelope Cruz or some goddamn thing - one of his more ridiculous moves. Tom Cruise is a maniac. I can’t understand the way he conducts his life.”This is not the first time ‘The Big Sleep’ actress has hit out at Cruise.
In 2005, Bacall said: “When you talk about a great actor, you’re not talking about Tom Cruise. His whole behaviour is so shocking. It’s inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially, but, I think, it’s kind of a sickness.”
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I hate this old hag who demands we all refer to her as a "legend", but, the significant thing she said was that she knows Tom Cruise left his preg wife because he was sniffing around Penelope poon. Nicole won't tell us that, but, she told her "friend", LB. Tom was shitty enough to never address the rumors that he left Nicole because that wasn't his baby she was carrying and later miscarried. I knew he was a giant asshole. What a fucking dick he is. Pen Cruz was a another beard anyhow. Katie Holmes is doomed.

Poontang shopping at Wasteland

No reason, I just liked the picture. I thought it was kind of fartsy for a pap shot since they usually have their lenses inserted in her vagina.

Hef lets loose

Hef was sideswiped by Holly's surprise public break up with him, and it sounds like he's getting a little bit mad. Hef: "If she says it's over, it's over. But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her." He found out 6 months ago, he has a low sperm count and all Holly talks about is babies.."With my sperm count, it's not possible. I was willing but it was not possible…She'd like to be married and have children, but it's not in the cards here for me."

Don't worry, Hef has Kristina Weenersucker and her twin sister, Karissa Weenersucker to keep him company. On the twins, Hef said "They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends."

Take that, Holly. You know Hef would have bought her a baby if she just had to have one. Betcha she's steaming mad right now. Her head is about to explode from maintaining that fake smile. I wish that episode was on right now!! I've waited longer for Holly to have her comeuppance than she's waited for her rhinestoned wombus to be filled with baby bunnies.

We are so screwed

Michelle Obama reminds me of The Blow floppin' around with no bra. If she's wearing a bra then she needs to go shopping because that things obviously worn out.

Sarah Palin carrying a bag that reads "Real Women Hunt Moose" but, it looks like it says "Real Women Hit Moose" so I'm picturing her bitch slapping the fuck out of some moose. And in my brain the moose has Madonna's head.

I'm so happy that Duchovney beat his sex addiction

You have to hand it to him, he beat that addiction, and was it hard! What a stroke of luck! I'll bet it's a load off his mind. I heard the odds of beating the disease were five against one. We have no bone to pick. We're all pullin' for him, right? Don't take your jacket off, David. Bet he loves Palm Sunday. Nothing wanky about that. Let's all give him a hand.

Skank wars

Lindsay called ParAss a pathetic bitch after she found out the whore-iss set up a Facebook called Firecrotch, but, the jokes on ParAss because The Blow claims she set up one called Paris Wets Herself first. So, this is what bored rich people do with their time? You'd think they'd have vomit to clean up or snail trails to chase.

Cuteness

Nicole: “Harlow’s a delicate soul. She studies people. She’s very coy. People say that she and I make the same expressions. But everyone says she looks like Joel.”
Joel: “I’m cool with it, as long as she doesn’t look like me in a wig when she’s 16. I like that she looks like me: it’s my get-out-of-jail-free card.”
Nicole (on maternal responsibilities): “I think my sense of self is still the same. But I don’t do things, we do things. I work around her.”
Joe: “Nicole is completely dedicated. I do whatever she tells me to do. I’m cool with that. She’s really good with the baby. I’m really good with finances. All of Harlow’s education and all that stuff, I already have planned.”
Nicole (on marriage plans): “When we get married, everyone will know. It will happen when it happens.
Joel (on having more kids): “If it could be as easy as Harlow, sure.”
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If you looked up adorable in the dictionary, I'm pretty sure there would be a photo of Harlow next to it.

Mischa slams Posh

Mischa Barton to The Sun: “Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish.
“I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all.”
And.. “I don’t dress for anybody else, and I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing.”

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Then Mischa loaded her glass pipe took a big huff and adjusted the tightness on her butterfly headband and yelled "Woooo! Crack rocks, dude!" Barton is currently designing personalized adult incontinence pads and hopes to market them under the label "I-Peed-Purdy".

Hef and Holly..done and over

"If Holly says it's over, I guess it's over," Hefner said in a telephone interview Wednesday. "She's still here in the house. Until a few days ago, we were still sharing the same bed."

Hef was as surprised as the rest of us to hear Holly fess up about the split and he says he had no idea she was so depressed after her told her there would be no wedding and no babies..Hef: "The fact that she was depressed after that, I didn't know at all. That was a revelation in the last days and weeks. Quite frankly, we thought when the time came, we would make a combined statement and we expected that combined statement would be somewhere in the weeks and months ahead."

"It's now apparent there will be some new faces in my personal life and on the show," he said. "There's been moments that I've been down in the dumps about all this, and (personal assistant) Mary (O'Connor) told me to cheer up and pointed out that there are girls lined up outside the front gate. At my age, that's hard to believe, but it seems to be true."

Hef Added: "It's a big house," he said. "And I'm not going to live alone. I'm definitely not going to live alone."

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I can't wait to see how this plays out. Being Hef's girl friend seems to be her only job qualification. So who knew there was no loyalty from women you pay?

Kenrda on Chelsea Lately

LINK to vid

Kendra talks....Chelsea is amused, sort of. With Hef interviewing new girlfriends, Kendra has to lock her door now to keep "random ass hoes" out of her stuff.

Family resemblance

Suri looks happier today, her outfit is adorable. I was struck by how much Suri looks like Tom's older daughter, Bella. How is that even possible??

The real SJP

The real SJP is a ar cry from Carrie Bradshaw, eh? I finally got around to seeing the SATC movie, it was good. You have to have been a fan of the show to get into it, but, I watched it twice. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are in marriage counseling, but, reports are, he doesn't like talking about his feelings (or his affair) and he keeps missing sessions.

Madonna..still lame

Madonna at her show Sat. night..“Sarah Palin can’t come to my party. Sarah Palin can’t come to my show. It’s nothing personal.” Then the kabbalah queen told the crowd, “Here’s the sound of Sarah Palin’s husband’s snowmobile when it won’t start,” followed by a loud screeching noise.
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WTF is that supposed to mean? Oh, Palin's hubby has a snowmobile, how will she keep from killing herself when that goes public? Hey, Madge is that a moose knuckle in your pants or are you just glad to see me? See? That's an insult, you dumb broad.

Have I lost my sense of humor?

Douchebag Pete Wentz and his knocked up douchebag wife celebrated her birthday with a white trash party..
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It had a white-trash theme. The menu was also "white trash"..Ashlee’s guests noshed on corn dogs, macaroni and cheese, chicken fingers and French fries.
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Hey, Ashley and Pete, how's about you and all your rich friends stop insulting working folks around the country who slave at two jobs so they can pay the mortgage on their run down modest two bedroom house so their children, who have never owned anything from Petit Tresor, can have a roof over their home styled heads and something in their non liposuctioned bellies? And that includes boxed mac and cheese and hot dogs, which the whole family is damned glad to get. How about that, huu? White trash? I think you just described your whole family very well.

Good Housekeeping cover

Cute? The kids had to work for two days to get that cover done, they had to layer sweaters in 95 degree weather because it was "fake fall" in magazine land. They screamed and bawled and complained to no avail. Kate says the kids voted to be a "working family." It was the childrens decision. Yeah, they aren't allowed to pick out their own shoes, but, they can choose to live on TV. They made a whole episode out of this dumb cover shoot and it was like watching a rash spread on your backside. In the article Jon says “I suddenly realized that I’m going to have five son-in-laws.” No, dipstick, you'll have 6 because you two have already decided Joel is gay. They try to punish the gay out of him, but, it's not working. Joel said he's "Daddy's girl." I'm pretty sure he got his color pink lovin' toddler ass beat for that one when the camera left. Personally, I like Joel and TLC has fashion shows too. Kate better wise up, Joel could become a fashion diva and support her lazy ass in a few years. No one's going to pay mommy's helper Hannie to fold laundry on TV when she's middle aged.

Secret Life Of Bees premiere

I did not know that Tyler James Williams is in The Secret Life Of Bees, what rock have I been under? Love this kid, loved the book, can't wait to see the movie. Tyler is such a talent and so lovable without being fake saccharine like those evil Disney kids.

Does Maddox seem a little possessive there?

Yeah, I know..kids are always touching/grabbing you in embarrassing places, but, me thinks Mad needs to have a wee chat with the real man in the family. Alleged man, anyhow.

This is interesting..

Gomer Pile claims he's not a cheater and Jamie Lynn supports him..just as Jamie Lynn finds out she's knocked up again. Yep, the teen terrors are having another baby and Ma Spears is said to be "hysterical." Probably because baby Maddie shows no inclination toward tap dancing. Jamie Lynn herself is very upset because she was told you can't get pregnant while you're breast feeding. Gomer probably told her that, along with, "don't worry, Baby, I'll pull out" and the ever popular "she's just a friend". Congrats to the Spears clan...you make my job too easy.

Victoria's secret...

Victoria's secret is also the Geisha's secret to amazing facials..nightingale droppings. Yeah, you read that right. You can score some here, or go out to the barn and scrape some boards for free. Now we know why Posh looks like shit on a stick lately.

Just like us......yeah

Brad and Angie and the boys stopped to visit "neighbors" in the Lower Ninth Ward Housing project in New Orleans. Can you imagine? Oh, yeah, Brad and Ang dropped by today, no big deal. Pitt said his Make It Right Foundation has now raised enough money to build 90 homes for Katrina victims.

Halloween costume suggestions

A little Salma would be amusing, but, a tiny Karl Lagerfeld would crack me up. If your kid doesn't understand the costume, just tell him he's a corpse.

What's Suri trying to say?

If she was older, I'd say that obliterating the "mouth" was significant, but, little kids do the best they can. This is just an example of a bad art project for a child. You don't need to make the project look like something, kids paint better than you, better than me..because they're free and real. It's okay to help with the basics, but, someone tried to pull off the whole thing and Suri gave them a big "shut up." Good for her. She's still hiding from paps and her shoes are too big. That's another peeve of mine. How would you like trucking around in ill fitting footwear all day? Hell no, you wouldn't put up with it, but, kids have to. Color me not impressed with Cruise parenting today.

Who's advocating for her?

Someone needs to advocate for this kid, because Matani Shakya is only 3 yrs old and is being taken from her parents to live in isolation as a living goddess in Nepal. The living goddess must have perfect hair, eyes, teeth and skin with no scars, and should not be afraid of the dark, because she is required to spend a night alone in a room filled with the heads of ritually slaughtered goats and buffaloes without showing fear. Her father says "I feel a bit sad, but since my child has become a living goddess I feel proud." Don't be sad, Pop, she can come home when she starts her period. The Goddess is replaced at the onset of menses. What a world we live in.

Holly blogs

From Holly Madisons My Space (which seems to have vanished now)..
What’s Going on . . . .Current mood: lonely
Hef and I care about each other immensely and will always be best friends . . . I do have my own place, but I am still at the Mansion, too, right now . . . I’m too busy to move even if I wanted to! hahaha . . . Bridget, Kendra and I are all still best friends and plan on doing several projects together in the future . . . even though Bridget is in Europe right now and I am sad and lonely without her . . .
You will see how it all happens in Season 5 . . . Sunday nights on E! . . . How lame, I just turned that into the most shameless plug ever . . . lol!
Love-Holly
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I can't confirm this as real, but, it sure sounds like Holly. You decide. She did tell TMZ reporters that she and Hef were not together.
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Update. It's confirmed. It's from her blog.