Yay! More Crazy Tom Cruise Video!

Study technology...it's how Tom Cruise got to be so awesome and rad. "Damn this dyslexia." That's the line of the year. By the way Tom...being a film producer requires neither brains nor reading ability, so I wouldn't brag on that too much.

Wino Wows 'Em

Amy Winehouse was supposed to play a "comeback" show in St. Lucia, but torrential rains and technical difficulties forced her to cut the performance short after a couple of songs. "Amy would like to express her disappointment that weather forced the abandonment of her show at the St Lucia Jazz Festival last night," the singer's people explained in a statement.

"The set started well, but as the heavens opened, a number of technical difficulties occurred on stage, culminating with the lighting rig failing for two songs.

"In addition, rain began to flood the technical wings at the side of the stage which caused sound problems. Amy and the band tried to soldier on but the set had to be cut short.

"Amy is very disappointed as St Lucia has been wonderful to her and its people have welcomed her with open arms, but circumstances beyond anyone's control meant that this special show did not go as planned."

People who witnessed the event indicate that Amy was not exactly killing it even before the other stuff went wrong. One man described her performance as "painful." Others say Amy forgot the words to the songs, and at one point blurted out, "Sorry, I'm bored." That's the point where I would've started pelting her with coconuts.

No Way, No How

In Touch Weekly claims Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have gotten back together. Their proof? Brad is wearing a necklace Jennifer gave him. Ironclad.

Trust me, when and if Brad and Jen do get back together, we won't need tabloids to tell us. On that day, the tidal wave coming from Jennifer's vagina will be so powerful it will wipe out half of Malaysia. We won't have to guess what's up.

Ali doesn't go to school

Ali Lohan is 15 and quit school and the net is a buzz with opinions. Dina says Ali is home schooled. If you watched that reality show of theirs, you know Ali didn't like school, she didn't get along with some of the girls there and she refused to go anymore. Dina refuses to explain weather she's tutoring Ali or if she has a professional teacher. Dina just wants people to leave them alone, 'specially on Mothers Day. What....ever....Dina.
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You know what? Ali will figure it out, just like she's figured everything else out in her young life, without the help of her worthless mother. If Ali can read and likes reading, she will figure out a way to educate herself later. If she doesn't like to read and learn, and all she want to do is be famous, then school won't help her anyway. It's just a shame that the girl shows no real aptitude for singing or acting when her mother has pushed her into it. Ali will have to find a way to support herself eventually and it's all sad.
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I could type a lot about that home schooling thing. Some people really are good with it, like the Duggers. Some people do it just because they're too lazy to get up and get their children dressed and fed before 8 am. That's the truth, I've signed on as the teacher who oversees the home schooling twice. You have to have a certified teacher involved to make it legal. I quickly dumped the program I signed on for because the people were asinine. They'd turn in lesson plans I could tell were thrown together after they did nothing for days. Looking at bugs in your yard all day is not going to help your child read.
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Then there are people who home school because their kid won't go to school and they can't control them. I think Ali falls in this category. The Lohan's are white trash and you can't make a white trash kid go to school if they don't want to. I know because I was white trash and I hated school and wouldn't go, and I figured it all out eventually and so will Ali Lohan. Unless she's totally worthless, and only time will tell that.

Jen Garner......seriously?

Ben was there too, but, Violet didn't want her dad to carry her. She wanted her mom, she always wants her mom. I'm not sure what to think about this. There were photos of Violet kicking her dad last week. She fell down and her dad tried to help her while mom was busy with the baby, but, Violet got mad and kicked him until Jen helped her. Violet is not having the ideal life right now, with the new sister, and Jen admits it, but, she won't out her daughter. She told Letterman that and I thought that was nice of her.

Orthodox Jewish girls rap

Not only do Miriam and Shoshana have talent..they also have a deli platter. I was amused.

Rihanna nudes pics hit the web

You can go to SuperFish to see them. I passed, because I realized I was looking at the bathrobe. That's a nice bathrobe, I wonder how much that cost? RiRi has an amazing butt, I've noticed that in bikini shots. I suppose if I had a butt like that, I'd take a few pics too, but, I'd put them on disk and lock them up. How come these celebs never do that? Then they scream foul when the pics get leaked? Well, at least it makes people forget those beat down photos for a minute.

Men are such delicate creatures

TMZ reports that Sacha Baron Cohen bleached his no no hole for a movie role and had an allergic reaction which caused him not to be able to sit down for days. It was so bad he had to seek help from a doctor. Geez, what kind of movie role would you need to bleach your butt for? Let me know when you push out a 9 pound baby and have two episiotomies and still rip down to the back door and they have to sew all that back together. Then I'll feel sorry for you, but, not when you're bleaching your butthole.

The Professor..and Kate Gosselin

The average man probably thinks Kate Gosselin is pretty good looking, until they actually listen to her. The Professor here started watching when his wife was pregnant, he wanted to be supportive. He saw the truth and it's GD hilarious. Go to his site and give him a comment.

Jon and Kate..and Emeril

Kate has the nerve to smack Emeril with a red spatuala because he interfeared with her Jon abuse. I guess they have to hit everyone with red kitchen utensils. Emril does not look amused and it looks like it smarted. She is a royal bitch.

Hugh Jackman, Balls Out

Sometimes you just gotta take those suckers out and let them breathe. Just don't forget where you left them. And beware of seagulls. Or Kate Gosselin.

Javier And Penelope Engaged?

Star Magazine claims that Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz, not satisfied with being the hottest unmarried couple on earth, have gone and gotten themselves engaged. "Penelope has been itching to get married for months, but he hasn’t," a source said. "She finally told him 'Marry me or I’m leaving!'" And then she threatened to kill herself. No, that was Vicky Cristina Barcelona, aka The Best Woody Allen Movie Since Woody Started Really Sucking. Or maybe she did threaten to kill herself, I don't know. She seems crazy enough.

I wonder if they take turns sticking their Oscars in each other's orifices. They have to send them in every couple of months to get polished, probably.

Jodie Marsh Is Anne Hathaway On Crack

It ain't easy these days for English fame-whores. You've got Lady Gaga out there sucking up all the attention, and of course the ever-popular Peaches Geldof, and Jade Goody who still gets press run from beyond the grave. But Jodie Marsh, ever resilient, hasn't given up trying to get her little piece of the pie. I'm not sure crackhead Anne Hathaway is the way I would've gone though. Back to the drawing board for Jodie. Nice natural-looking nose too. It doubles as a coat hook.

New Game For Friday: Guess What's In Lily Allen's Inhaler

My guess: aerosolized semen.

They're both looking for a tree to pee on

..because Jon isn't allowed in the house anymore. Actually, people tell me he has his own apartment over the garage. There's the dogs..proof that DD is a lying whore! I don't even think those are the same dogs. I think they got sick of the stupid dogs, put them to sleep and bought trained dogs. In an upcoming episode, they will deal with house training the puppies! Shouldn't they have dealt with that six months ago? And those aren't puppies anymore. But, what do you expect from people who put bibs on 5 year olds and make them sit in high chairs? Look for more close ups of dog poop. Their whole life revolves around poop. I wonder if the girl dog gets to train first? Because boy dogs are slow and icky.

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Photos by the 200 cars that stalk him everyday?

Kate's life is private..LMAO

Kate on the Today Show: “I’m very hesitant to believe any of it. It goes with the territory. We’re dealing with it privately. There are those things we keep to ourselves, and we’re working through it together.”
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Nothing in your life is private, Kate. Nothing. You're looking a bit haggard, maybe you should go home and nap. Wait, there are kids at home. Ick. Avoid that at all cost. Stay in your fancy hotel room and rewrite the bible. There's a projek!

Jessica Alba and Keri Russell ..reading corner

Shortly after this picture was taken, Jessica clapped her little hands and excitedly begged Keri to read her Dora again. She said please, though. That's using your good words.

OctoTwat to have surgery

OctoTwat told RadarOnline she's going to be in the hospital this weekend. She needs to have benign fibroid tumors removed from her uterus and what I heard made no sense. She's talking about partial removal of the uterus and I don't know what that's about, if you do, you can tell me in comments. Why would anyone want part of a uterus left? Anyway, she says she'll recover in about a week. If they remove her uterus vaginally, a week is probably right. But, if they have to do an incision, it's going to be a lot longer than that. That crap is ROUGH. It's probably moot anyway, because everyone thinks she's having cosmetic surgery to flatten her tummy and lift her boobs. This woman couldn't tell the truth if her life depended on it. And get that baby's face out of the sun, Nadya. Crap! What is wrong with her? She's careless with those tiny babies and it makes me cringe.

I think The Blow stepped in some poop

But, it's Spanish poop. That makes it more exotic.

What's this about?

Megan Fox licking her lip for paps..made me laugh. She's kind of a bitch, but, I don't think she's as dumb as she pretends to be. I think she might be just young dumb, time will tell. Anyhow, she says she wraps reporters around her little finger and plays games with their little heads. You know what's sad? It's probably true.

Katy Perry And A Midget

Why did I post this picture of Katy Perry and a midget? I frankly don't know. Oh wait, I do know...so I would have an excuse to tell everyone that I hate Katy Perry. You know she totally did it with that midget too. Katy will fuck anything.

True Love Never Dies

Lindsay Lohan was at Sam Ronson's house Wednesday night. Lindsay walked Sam's bulldog out the front door at 6:30 am, then five minutes later Sam came out and got in a different car. Evidently they both ended up at the airport. I have no idea where they went. What the fuck, you think I have connections with the airlines?

Jen and her mom

Jen Garner and her mom, Pat, both work to promote education for children. I don't care to blog on that, everyone knows children need an education. It's easy to see where Jen got her lips and it wasn't Botox. Jen has given yet another interview where she says she'd like to keep her private life private....and then, we hear about Ben and Violet and the baby and her mom. We see her grocery shopping, at the farmers market, picking up Violet from pre school, taking Violet to art classes and today Jen and Violet were at the park. Wait, what? Jennifer Garner and her daughter at a public park?? Are you kidding me? How rare is that?????
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I don't know what to think of Jen. Sometimes I like her because she seems normal and other times it seems she spends her entire life TRYING to appear to be normal. Does she ever just stay home? You know? Gawd. Give it a rest, Jen, just stay the fuck home, for one GD day, in your bathrobe and let Violet play in the backyard.

Designer pants on fire

The Gosselin's were questioned about the latest scandal, Jon said, “It’s really upsetting. I may be guilty of choosing the wrong time and place to hang out with my friends, but I am not guilty of cheating on my wife. It hurts me to see what it’s done to my family, and it’s scary to know that these tabloids are in town constantly following us and even paying locals large amounts of money to contribute to these negative stories. It’s even gotten so bad that [one tabloid] has reached out to a youth pastor from our church, which in my eyes is completely unacceptable.”
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Kate added, “It’s disturbing and unfortunate that these tabloids have gone as far as they have to try and bring us down. Jon’s poor judgment and irresponsible behavior has also without a doubt caused some added tension and stress between the two of us.”
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Yes, it's all the tabloids fault. The tabloids plot against Jon and Kate because we all know they are the most famous celebs in the world. Angelina and Brad are but mere F-listers compared to the Gosselin's with Jon claiming 200 cars sit outside his house at any given time of day. Someone took film of that claim and there were no cars. And the story of his cheating has been picked up by more than tabloids and the only reason for that is because people are tired of the lies and the CONSTANT money grubbing. These two will never stop and they never take responsibility. They aren't smart enough to shut the fuck up. There's no need to upset yourself wondering how the Gosselin children will react to all this, because their parents have no plans to protect them. They will shove those kids in the path of any camera that pays and they will strip them naked while doing so. They have cameras in the kids bathrooms. What more do we need to know about parents who have installed cameras in their child's bathrooms for all the world to see? That's all I need to know about these two monkey beavers.
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The worlds greatest parents? Someday, when I have time, I will list all the many many many lies they've told and been caught in. In the meantime..you go ahead. Tell me the lies you've caught them in. From big to small..the Greedy Gosselin lies.

Lindsay Lohan for Spanish Vogue

Spanish Vogue? Really? Awww, now they're just making fun of her. What's next? Modeling oven mitts for Sears?

Listen to the wind blow..

Bristol Palin teamed up with Hayden PantyLiner to talk about teen pregnancy. It's just keeps getting better, doesn't it? What's next? Miley Cyrus claiming she's never had sex with Justin? Or will they bring Britney Spears in on it to tell how she waited until she and Kevin were married? These little girls don't have a clue how silly they're making themselves look.

What in the world is OctoTwat doing??

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Octo took some of her kids and babies to the park and nearly dropped one. She seems to be juggling babies for a circus act there..maybe she's starting with two and will work herself up to eight and become the worlds first baby juggler. She was also on her cell phone, smiling for paps, and had an air of "detachment and disinterest " as she cared for the babies while the cameras rolled. I don't know, I wasn't there, but, I'm sure RadarOnline has this film on there. It's clear she's overwhelmed and that's not even eight. And it's clear she loves the filming. Why else would you take newborns to the park? Those pictures make me nervous. Poor crazy Octo and her litter of little dollar signs. Most people have lost interest, it just didn't work out the way she thought it would.

Joel Madden speaks out about paps and kids

Joel and his little family were in a Miami airport when things got sticky with the paps..He wrote: “These guys were sticking flashes in her face (his baby, Harlow) and bumping in to us and yelling. The most unnecessary force I’ve ever seen.” He added: “It was the first time I’ve ever seen my child scared. Not cool for any parent to see. At least in LA they gave us some space.”
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Joel says he doesn't want to come off as a whiner and he counts his blessings, but, he's protective of "his girls." The paps were so out of hand that day, that magazines didn't buy the pictures. I don't know about blogs though. I haven't seen any pics of that day, maybe people are tired of the harassment of celeb children. I've blogged my disgust for the practice of getting in a childs face too many times. I wonder how those paps would feel if someone treated their children like that?

Ewww

Her boyfriend's hair do matched hers.

Jon Gosselin leaving his girl friends house at 7 am

He spent the night there while Kate was out of town. He looks a little shady there. I'm sure he had a good reason for sleeping over, like his car broke down and he didn't want to wake up the not-a-nanny.

A Triathlon?

Ahab's arch nemesis, Kirstie Alley, who recently admitted to gaining 83 pounds, now says she wants to slim waaaaay down and compete in a triathlon.

One of the things I want to do is do a triathlon. I've been researching it, and I might want to do my first triathlon in Italy. It's a two-mile swim, a 12-mile bike and a three-and-a-half mile run. I was a competitive swimmer, so I think the swimming will come back to me really fast.

I wouldn't do too much swimming right now Kirstie - not with all the harpoon-wielding sea captains around. Maybe if you took Hayden Pantyliner along to protect you. But even if there aren't whalers in the vicinity, there's still a danger of some scientist radio-tagging you so they can study your migratory patterns. "I didn't know whales spent so much time at IHOP." I don't know if you knew, but Kirstie was once taken to the future by the crew of the Enterprise. But they brought her back after she ate a Vulcan.

Kiefer Sutherland's Head Is A Weapon. His Brain...Not So Much.

That's designer Jack McCullough, who on Monday night had the rare distinction of being headbutted by Kiefer Sutherland. If you didn't hear about this...reportedly, Kiefer was drunk off his ass after some big New York celebrity shindig, and saw this McCullough character shove Brooke Shields - this is Sutherland's version of events - which prompted Kiefer to demand McCullough apologize, an order McCullough did not immediately obey, leading Kiefer to smash his own forehead into McCullough's nose, breaking it. Story gets weirder after that: turns out McCullough actually designs clothes for Brooke, and Brooke swears he did nothing to her, and Kiefer is just a deranged lunatic. Unfortunately for Brooke's story, the cops have it from witnesses that McCullough did push or otherwise inappropriately touch Brooke, so maybe Kiefer's gallantry wasn't entirely misplaced (though it was certainly a tad over-the-top). Now the police wanna talk to Brooke and straighten this out. Meanwhile, Kiefer may have some 'splainin' to do to the authorities back in L.A., where he is still on probation. All a buncha dumb asses if you ask me.

Do yourself a favor, Bristol..SHUT THE FUCK UP

It just shows how ridiculous the world is when Bristol Palin is hired as the Ambassador of abstinence. No one buys this crap, not just on DD, but, the entire world. She's a crappy speaker, she won't answer the real questions and I think it's awful that she says she never gave a thought to how this affected her mother's career. Not that that phony bitch was going to get elected anyway, but, her daughter is not impressing me. What a little idiot this kid is. Hypocritical much?

Gayle's Gonna Get Jealous

Look who are BFFs. Michelle will succeed her husband as president if Oprah has her way. And we know, when Oprah wants her way, Oprah gets her way. So get used to the idea of 16 straight years of Obamas in the White House. Hell, might as well just start calling it the Beige House.

The Gosselin plot thickens..

While Jon and Kate are trying to put on a happy face, more info has come out about that "babe" he was caught with. The young woman's name is Deanna Hummel and her brother is spilling the non organic beans. “She’s a nice girl, not a homewrecker,” her brother Jason says. “He is a bad liar. This isn’t healthy for her. But she is refusing to help herself, so here I am trying to help her myself. I hope this clears the air.”

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Oh, and there's more..

At the Hummel house, Jason says Deanna and Jon would “pretty much stay locked away like two teenagers. It was weird. He’s a grown man.”
He also adds, “A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who’s, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast.”

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Isn't that cute? Look at Jon checking out her booty in a bikini. I'm sure Deanna's brother didn't have to listen to the sex sounds very long. 30 seconds tops. And then Jon screamed "Noooooo coupon!" I could almost feel sorry for Kate.....but, I don't. She can go suck it. Sounds like Deanna already did.

Pain in the ass

Paula Abdul recently gave an interview where she claimed she never did booze or pills and she hated the drug rumors. Now, she's talking about her addicition and how she beat it with a stint in rehab and yoga and spiritual workshops..and what ever other crap she can think up. We all knew Paula was high as a kite. She falls asleep during the last half of Idol and she was incoherent on that reality show of hers. I find her amusing, but, I don't like the bullshit. If you have chronic pain, take the GD meds and do what you have to do..don't lie about it when it's so obvious. I know a thing or two about pain and pain pills. You have to manage things, you can't be falling on your ass and slurring your words like Paula does. And you can't be driving around like that, at least Paula has a driver. It's absurd that anyone believed she wasn't fucked up and still is. I can't stand that lying bullshit.

Nancy Today: Chocolate covered ants

Nancy decided to make a snack of the ants in her kitchen, OMG! I follow Nancy and her life in the wilds of Canada. She has a messy house, she has ADHD, she is creative and brilliant and goofy. I wish I could log onto You Tube so I could tell her how much enjoyment she's brought me and how many things she's inspired me to try. Uhh, this isn't one of them though. She has 1000's of videos of her life. She might be in her crazy garden taking a bath in a bathtub she found at the dump or sitting in one of her home made tee pees weaving rugs or making drums or soap or anything! She's crazy....and she's fun. She's Nancy Today and everyday it's something different.

Look at the caption

You call this FAT? Jessica Simpson. No. I call that photo shopping. There is no reason why anyone would pose you against a blue background in a white dress unless they were planning to photo shop you and make it easy on themselves. WTF is she doing on the cover of Vanity Fair? I used to like that magazine and now they've gone to hell in a hand basket. Jessica Simpson has nothing to say besides "I aint fat" and "I smell my own farts" and "I love Tony!" Fuckthefuckoff.

Oh my!

There's going to be another little Richie/Madden sooner than I thought.

Madonna gets what she wants

There's the back of Gristles outfit and I do believe that's Marc Jacobs standing there. I don't know where his hot boy friend is or why he isn't wearing his trademark skirt, but, he and Madge are buddies. She had Marc write a letter to U.S. immigration officials to keep her little boy friend Jesus Lutz in the country. He told them that Jesus is highly talented and that he is "a necessity to the label." The Marc Jacobs label, I'm assuming. And so would anyone else..except Marc Jacobs does not make mens wear and Jesus doesn't work for him. Marc needs to create a shlep job for Jesus real quick so he doesn't look like a liar and a lawbreaker. It's no big deal to me, but, Gristle knows people. She gets what she wants and Jesus will stay here with her. Like a good boy. Sit boy. Heel boy. Fetch boy.

Solid Gold

Goldie Hawn suffered a nipple slip, see it there right by her top? And the T and A sites were shocked to find out geriatric Goldie has held up very well. It helps when you have small breasts to begin with and you don't have surgery. At least, I don't think she did. I think she just gained some weight as she got older. She looks adorable and quite hot, so ha ha.

Things on their heads

Gristle is ridic, but, that color is very good on her. Tyra looks like an idiot. WTF? Alba pulls off the braided hair on top, she looks good. I could do without that bright lipstick, but, it was the Costume Gala thingamajig, so they can do what they want. I'm fairly bored with it already and it's just a bunch of celebs in ridiculously expensive ugly clothes. I hope they had fun.

Sad Tramps

There is nothing sexy about either of these females. One is used-up at the age of 22 and the other is icky jailbait. They are characters in a quirky indie flick set in a trailer park. I can see the movie in my head. Their dad is Luke Wilson and one of them is dating a dude from Gossip Girl who is trying for film festival cred. There's a tornado. Somebody has a brother who's just out of prison. The music is by The Shins.

Guy I Thought Was Already Dead Dies

Dom DeLuise is dead at the age of 75. He died of that old stand-by, being old and asleep. This shocked me because I thought he went years ago. I never really thought he was that funny, so I'm not sad. When Tim Conway goes though...I'll shit myself with grief.

Hayden is a good singer???

PantyLiner is hanging out with Adrian Pasdar and not on the set either. Boring. Here's what Faded Youth said, quoting E!: Meanwhile, Hayden recently made headlines when it was revealed that she had auditioned for the new movie remake of Footloose. A source told E!: “They were really impressed. No one realized what a good singer she is.”
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Who puts this bullshit out?? Hayden is NOT a good singer. You can go to You Tube to hear her crappy singing, she can't stay in key and it's just awful. Not as bad as Denise Richards, but, saying this girl is a good singer is a ridiculous joke. I wonder what E! has going with this girl? They show that retarded cheerleading movie of hers around the clock sometimes, so I know they kiss her ass for some reason. I hate it when the industry tries to make singers out of actress's. It's just so irritating.

What's with the star?

Every one thinks Gisele is pregnant, because she and Tom were seen leaving an OB/GYN office. I couldn't care less. What I want to know is, what does that tiny star tattoo mean? I think Lindsay Lohan has one of those and some other celebs have them too. I'm a star? Could it be that simple? My daughter has little musical notes on the back of her neck, they are a tribute to her brother. So, I always wonder about tiny tattoos. Celebs are a strange lot. Maybe it means nothing and is just a fad.

Recent telling picture of OctoTwat

Her child is struggling and looks like he's throwing a fit as she manhandles him into her car, yet she turns and gives the paps a smile. Despite her legal troubles with Paul Peterson and Gloria Allred and possible blocks on her reality "documentary", Nadya always has a relationship with her pap friends. Even with 14 kids, she has time to give interviews and film her life. What a strange life she has.

Brutus the Grizzly bear

D-List dude had this on and I stared at it for a long time. I realized if I looked at it that long, I must have something to say about it. Brutus lives with naturalist Casey Anderson and his wife. They met when Brutus was a cub. Casey says Brutus would never attack a human, and he's probably right. You'd have to spend and awful lot of time with that bear to be sure of that though. I love bears, I am just fascinated by bears and I always have been. They are one of my favorite animals. I've been lucky to see a few in the wild, mostly their ass running away from me, but, hey, it was still bears! Crabbie sees bears quite frequently where he lives (getting too personal there, huu?) He watches them from his car. I wish he'd take pictures for me. He knows I'm jealous because he has bears there. I believe we have a few in Iowa, but, they're rare.
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I've raised hundreds of orphaned raccoons, they're Ursa's Minor, small bears. They are genetically programed to turn on you when they get older. It's how they're made inside and you have to be prepared for that. But, not all of them do. Some oddballs don't mature sexually and they stay sweet all their life. I wonder if bears are like that sometimes? I don't know. I've only known one bear personally, he was a large black bear who was actually brown and I thought he was mistreated and I decided to take him home with me. What a fiasco that was. So I guess my question is...would you ever trust a bear around your family? Do you think it's possible to live with a Grizzly?? Anyone out there have any real bear experience? I think I'll stare at that picture some more..I like his face.

I'm sorry!

Sorry for Gosselin overload, but, I just found these. Does she have a fat lip??? Whoa. And is the silver fox her body guard that every one's yapping about? They're right. He IS a good looking guy. Pack your stuff, Jon, your services (sperm doner) are no longer needed. Oh, wait, he takes care of the kids so that Kate and Silver Hunka Hunka can travel. I forgot. It's lonely on the road, far from home and husband. It's nice Kate has company. And look how his arm is around her..aww. Who told TMZ to cut the body guard out of the picture? Kate? Or are they too slow to know they had a little scoop of delicious gossip there.

Nadya, meet Paul Peterson...

Paul is head of "A Minor Consideration," an organization which looks out for children in the entertainment industry. Oh, did I mention he's taking you to court, Nadya? Or that he's hired Gloria Allred to represent his case? Well, dear, now we knew that nasty Gloria wasn't finished with you, didn't we? But, this time, and I hate to say it..they have a point. You have to make sure the children's earnings are put away for them. Darn. It's so hard to sell one's children now. Not like the good old days when you could pimp them out 'till Hell froze over. Sigh.

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I know, Nadya, I know! I understand that you gave birth to them and planned this whole thing out. My goodness, 8 at once! They should be yours to do with as you please, but, then these nosybodies have to get all up in your beezwax. Just between you and me, I think you should leave California and move to Pennsylvania. That's where Kate Gosselin lives and Paul Peterson's stupid rules have no bearing there. Kate's kids work 24/7 and no one says jack squat! I know! They just bought their mom a mansion and their dad a sports car! And you can bet when they get big and ask where their money is, Kate will laugh and laugh. Really, Nadya, you should move there.

Read Paul Peterson's thoughts HERE.