Friday, July 13, 2007

Britney Spears wants to be a cocktail waitress

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Poontang filled out a job application at Les Deux, saying she loved the red corsets the waitress's wore and wanted to work there. Then she went into the backroom with the manager for an interview. This rumor's so weird it's probably true (her drinking buddies who were with her swear it is), but, I really hope she was just giving the manager some head because this chick is not bright enough to be a cocktail waitress. Hey Britney, did you know you don't drink the cocktails, you bring them to other people and count change and stuff? Go home, you stupid, STUPID person.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're under-estimating Britney. She's really smart.

Dirty Disher said...

How much is she paying you?

Anonymous said...

The same as Paris is paying you.

Dirty Disher said...

I get free size 13 high heels too. I'll send them to you for gay prom.

Anonymous said...

Don't wear them yourself first or they'll get all stretched out-of-shape.

Dirty Disher said...

Much like your butt.

Anonymous said...

You dream about my butt. Admit it. And then it morphs into a giant fudge sundae that you suck down in two seconds flat. Except that part's not a dream. Which is why the police are always having to come in and pry you out of the bathtub.

Dirty Disher said...

Snark snark..ok you win, grossness. TY for the film in my mailbox. You are my favorite queen. Oh, and the police didn't pry me out of the tub, that was the fire department. You would have liked those guys.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind britney being my waitress if she wasnt wearing panties :-) Hmm well now I think of it her beaver wasn't really hot. So maybe i wiyuldnt.

Unknown said...

DD and Crabs stop it you guys! EWWWW!!!!

Jadester said...
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Jadester said...

lol you are both as good as the soap opera that is brit's life....

Anonymous said...

Okay, enough is enough. It's clearly time for CPS to remove Brit's kids from the custody of her manny.

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