Poontang filled out a job application at Les Deux, saying she loved the red corsets the waitress's wore and wanted to work there. Then she went into the backroom with the manager for an interview. This rumor's so weird it's probably true (her drinking buddies who were with her swear it is), but, I really hope she was just giving the manager some head because this chick is not bright enough to be a cocktail waitress. Hey Britney, did you know you don't drink the cocktails, you bring them to other people and count change and stuff? Go home, you stupid, STUPID person.
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You're under-estimating Britney. She's really smart.
How much is she paying you?
The same as Paris is paying you.
I get free size 13 high heels too. I'll send them to you for gay prom.
Don't wear them yourself first or they'll get all stretched out-of-shape.
Much like your butt.
You dream about my butt. Admit it. And then it morphs into a giant fudge sundae that you suck down in two seconds flat. Except that part's not a dream. Which is why the police are always having to come in and pry you out of the bathtub.
Snark snark..ok you win, grossness. TY for the film in my mailbox. You are my favorite queen. Oh, and the police didn't pry me out of the tub, that was the fire department. You would have liked those guys.
I wouldn't mind britney being my waitress if she wasnt wearing panties :-) Hmm well now I think of it her beaver wasn't really hot. So maybe i wiyuldnt.
DD and Crabs stop it you guys! EWWWW!!!!
lol you are both as good as the soap opera that is brit's life....
Okay, enough is enough. It's clearly time for CPS to remove Brit's kids from the custody of her manny.
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