Friday, August 10, 2007

Lohan news

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Oh, crap. I kew sooner of later I'd have to hear about poor Lindsay and what she's going through. Utah's Cirque Lodge..first of all, why do they call it a lodge if it's rehab? If it's really rehab and not a joke like Promises in Malibu, then just call it what it is. Lindsay has to scrub a toilet and make her bed. Oh, keerist, how bad can it get for her? It's her damn toilet, I could give two turds and a dust bunny. I like Lindsay, but, she's a drugging drunk who won't stop smashing cars, she has to be stopped. I don't think making her own bed will hurt her.

In other Lindsay news..a former body guard says her dad smacked her around and called her names like slut. Her mom let her drink when she was 15, right in front of Dina,and both parents let her spend the night at hotels with boys when she was 15 or younger. Lindsay begged for time off, but, the parents used her as the family cash cow and she's been working nonstop since before she had boobs.

What can you say? We all know this shit is true. The Blow is the sole sorce of income for her whole deranged family and always will be. Well, Linds, you're 21 now, you can't blame it on them anymore. Time to pull your head outta your ass and get on with it. Set up trust funds for your brothers and sister and cut your parents loose. Do your time, (you will get time) and start over. Party in private after that because we all know you aint clean yet..hire some slob to monitor your intake so you don't die. Put on a front and try to get a job. Man, this is depressing.

Oh, I almost forgot..her friends are saying she's pregnant. I hope not, that will be one farked up mutant baby.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Drew Barrymore did it, cut her mother off, Lindsay could learn from her.
All these child stars who are the sole $upport of their familys end up screwed in the head.

Anonymous said...

Yeah Linds needs to cut her fing mother off then Dina will write a tell all on her ass, I still say Linds needs to cut all ties with Dina and try and move on, her career may not be lost. I doubt she keeps any baby if pregnant.