Tuesday, December 4, 2007

The Blow is humping The Joker



Lindsay Lohan dumped Riley Giles and is now boinking Heath Ledger. Well, duh, there's nothing The Blow loves more than fucking famous people. No one knew who Riley was, so that had to stop. It was alright in rehab where dick is limited, but, not in Hollywood, geez. This is sweet, now maybe Heath can teach her how to devote herself to her, cough, career by locking herself in a hotel room for a month and learning to put on makeup and grin. It's called dedication to your craft, people.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to Heath being a cute dad? Now he is just going to be a herpes infested dad. Sad.

Anonymous said...

Why, Heath, whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Anonymous said...

She's just spreading holiday cheer ... and her legs and her herpes ... slutty bitch.

Anonymous said...

OMG! He has sunk to an all time Lo. A move like this could mess up a serious career! No joke.