Thursday, April 17, 2008

This is the real thing!


This is true love because Kathy and Rick Hilton say it is and that's that.
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Rick said: "Benji is the perfect example of, 'Don't judge a book by its cover.' He is polite, well mannered, and he even calls me sir. We love him like family already."
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If he was really THEIR family, we'd have seen his penis and sex tape and he'd have done some jail time by now.
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Kathy says: "This has honestly become the real thing. It's a great love match, and I have a funny feeling it's going to go all the way, and we've already given it our approval."
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The only way this would make any sense to me is if Benji suddenly announced that it was Pop Fiction and he wouldn't touch this fuckface for a million bucks. Someone needs to buy him a Real Doll and a lobotomy.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lets just call them "Flat & Fat". It fits, right? This is far more interesting guys...If anybody cares my daughters BF, while out of state working, met Viggo Mortensen,Charlize Theron & Robert Duvall last night in a hotel in PA where they are filming a movie. Viggo bought him some beers and invited him to hang out again while he's in town. Viggo's buying beers again tonight! The movies called "The Road", about a post apocolyptic world of cannibals, and is an adaption from another book from the author of "No Country For Old Men". So, it can't suck, besides the cast is great!! Now isn't that way more interesting than these 2 losers???

Illya Allen said...

You forgot to say which hotel!

Anonymous said...

Believe it or not it's some kind of Holiday Inn!!!! LOL! Viggo is so badass! He's yum & he will be 50this year! Sorry I don't know which town exactly,in or around Pittsburgh. They are using some old strip mines etc for parts of the movie, that would look pretty desolate I 'spose. You from PA?

Anonymous said...

Illya Allen: I love your little kitty thingy. It's toot!

Anonymous said...

as soon as they said that Benji started packing...he's outta there!!! Just watch!