I dunno if Hugh Hefner is refusing to give Holly Madison a baby or if the dude is shooting dust and the Viagra isn't working, but, there will be no Hef bunny baby. Soooooooo, Holly has decided she will get artificially inseminated. Holly: “I need a Hef-esque sperm donor who’s a creative genius, totally hott [sic] and has dark hair.”
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The good news for Holly is that Hef isn't giving his rich old man dust to Bridget or Kendra either. Oh, speaking of our dear Kendra, last night she slipped up bad. She was talking about "old time" Kings and Queens and said "I don't know why chicks marry those dudes, they're all old and shit." Then she realized what she said and backtracked as only dimbulb Kendra can. LOL! Ya gotta love the girls next door! Come on a my house, my house a..come on!!!
The good news for Holly is that Hef isn't giving his rich old man dust to Bridget or Kendra either. Oh, speaking of our dear Kendra, last night she slipped up bad. She was talking about "old time" Kings and Queens and said "I don't know why chicks marry those dudes, they're all old and shit." Then she realized what she said and backtracked as only dimbulb Kendra can. LOL! Ya gotta love the girls next door! Come on a my house, my house a..come on!!!
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I'm going to have to take a pass, Dearie.
I have no love, like or even a passing interest in "The Whores Next Door."
This is sick. Hef had his time in the past with real women with real body parts. Fabio Briatore is the real international Mack Daddy. Sorry Hef, it just isnt believable at all. I watch him walk like he has aload in his panta all the time, or his hips squeak and drools polident all the time.
Hef is da' man! STFU! You people. He's still good lookin'. Holly says they have hot sex, I believe her. She might have to do most of the work, but I believe her. I love Holly & Brigette. Kendra, she's just dumb. I love her Corgi tho! Anon 5:19 - you crack me up tho! TGIF!
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