Friday, August 15, 2008

I'm so sick of the Ali boobs story



Speculation on Ali's boob job ripped through the net and caused a brain blow out for her sister Lindsay who declared anyone who wondered a pedophile. The Blow added (on her My Space) that "All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body."
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But, Lindsay, it's clear Ali has new lips. So that makes you (or whatever fucktard you paid to blog that) a big fat liar, but, don't worry, I enjoy your ability. No one lies like a Lohan, it's a gift. I think we all know by now that Dina would steal Coco's butt implants armed with nothing more than a line of cut coke and a butter knife and jam that ass fat into Ali with a bendy straw herself if it could guarantee another season of Living Lohan. Now, dammit, Ali, go buy some more grown up slutty clothes and earn your living. Ohhh! THAT'S where the shows title came from!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's easy to fall for these Doctors that will sell anything out there for a buck to cover their insurance. I'm sure Dina showed up for her weekly Botox assault, and was sold on a package deal for her and Ali. What a shame to ruin perfectly fine boobs, just like Audrina.

Anonymous said...

This childs hair is just way too dark for her. It's very severe and I believe that is whats making her look older than LiLo. Not the GD boobs. Anybody can buy a good push up bra! Or add those cutlets that DD showed us a while back. Her boobs are just held up. Her hair looks bad. Lighten up Ali, look your age, not your moms age!

"botox assault" too clever!

Anonymous said...

That's a plump-up Gloss.
and I really like Living Lohan.
ahh Hater is lame these day.

Anonymous said...

i wonder when it'll be revealed that ali is really dina's sister??

Anonymous said...

In Celebrityland (& even the fabulously wealthy non-celebs) it's nothing for ridiculously young teens to have heavy duty cosmetic surgery. Of course, it's all very hush-hush yet it's done with frightening regularity. There's no question that Ali Lohan has undergone more than one procedure-- and it's appalling.

caroline said...

everybody sayz they're fake it but does anyone think about the fact that teens get breast naturally tooo?! if there were no pictures of here for a month then I might be worried she's recovering from surgery but with all those paps hiding that would be impossible!