Friday, August 15, 2008

Trump buys Mc House

Donald Trump on Ed losing his house to foreclosure: "When I was at the Wharton School of Business," Trump said, "I'd watch him every night. How could this happen?" The Donald bought Ed McMahon's nearly 5 million dollar house and he's going to lease it back to Ed and for all I know "lease" means free but, with bragging rights and hero status and now Ed Fucking McMahon can shut the fuck up about his alleged broke-ass-ness and Ed's wife can go back to buying $50,000 worth of designer duds everyday and Donald Trump can figure out another way to work his snotty alma does it matter into every conversation. And they can all continue to wear $4,000 dollar sun glasses and move into a water buffalo's vagina with Rosie O'Donnell and her rubber clogs for all I give a shit. This story would have been a lot more fun if Ed ended up in a trailer park running a laundromat. And that's too good for the person who's face is on all that shit mail that says "You are a million dollar winner."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

NOOO! The Donald owns that house now. Ed does not. When Ed dies I imagine Donald would allow his widow to stay there, but in the end it is Donalds property. Ed is not his friend, this was for some positive PR and it was a good deal. The house has almost dropped in price by 40%, so Donald isn't stupid. It was a bargain. I don't feel bad for Ed McMahon, he spent more than he made, he admitted it. And that had to be about 50 Bo-Jillion dollars! 'Cuz Johnny and all those insurance companies don't make him work for free! Unless he can buy it back b4 he dies...his wife may have to find another place to live.

Anonymous said...

Nice house. How many average Americans have lost their homes this year just because they lost their jobs or became disabled or the bank ballooned their payment? So many people could have been helped with this generousness, but he chose to help a celeb, 1 person, that obviously had the funds to buy the house at one time but blew it. I don't think Donald did a damn thing for his rep. Help some really needy people Donald. We'd elect you GD president!

Anonymous said...

ed should go to a home...home for old side kicks and spokeswhores...