Thursday, August 21, 2008
Local area cable connection is unplugged
No, asslick overpriced cable company, it's not unplugged, it's YOU fucking up again. Can I make the light on the external modem blink by sheer force of will? I stare at it..it blinks! Opps, I lost my concentration, no cable for you lousy witch. Try again...you will blink motherfukerthing. Blink! Opps, I looked the other way. My bad. You'd think I'd have this magic down by now, but, I'm a witch with ADD it seems. Oh, well, I can't type and stare at the yellow light at the same time. I may never find out what Suri Cruise is up to today if I don't improve my psychic skills. Okay, take a puff, blow it out, sip of coffee, look out the window, yep, rain..concentrate on the yellow light. There, post, I win! For a minute. Patience, patience...something I can't order online. But, I'm sure they sell it there somewhere along with generic herbal viagra. I just can't get to it today.
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I TOTALLY AGREE DD! I'm not even 30 and I have NO patience. We signed up for Directv as where we are moving, cable is not available. I've never had satellite so I was skeptical. They came out yesterday to install it. We went and purchased 2 brand new flat panel tvs that are HD. Well, the installer says, you know you won't get the same channels down stairs as you get up stairs. WHY we ask? You have to rent another freaking box for it. In fact, you have to have a box at every tv so that is more money. The damn bill is already going to be $140 a month and they can't give us a box?!? SORRY! I hate crap like that. You think you are getting this aswesome deal and it turns out to be the biggest ripoff.
Satellite is a Huge ripoff! Box for every TV! Thats where they get you! Right in the wallet! It sux. We have cable hi-speed internet and HD cable for the TV's in the house. No extra charge for the other TV's. Still not cheap. It's over $100 a month for internet & cable with a DVR. For me, thats alot. Gonna add the house phone as soon as it's available for us ($19.99 per mo) unlimited LD & local calls!
DD, how are you online at all? Surely you aren't on dial up? Whats the deal?
I'm gonna wait until the first of the year so that I can watch the last (and SHORT) season of "L-Word" NEW this time.
...rather than the DVDs.
I think it's only gonna be six episodes next year.
Then I'm bowing out.
I'll get the other shows somehow.
I thought you got that shit for free.
Showtime is "premium".
Well, DD, it may be time for an air card.
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