Tuesday, August 26, 2008

MK, the fashion icon

Mary-Kate on things she would like to do, but can’t, because of the public eye: “I would love to be able to swim in the ocean in Malibu. But that is asking for a bikini shot. That’s inviting something that I don’t want to happen. I don’t need to be on a Who’s Skinny, Who’s Fat, Who’s Looking Healthy, Who’s Not Eating?’ list.”
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I didn't know the ocean had a dress code. Buy Malibu and wear cut offs.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Must be her nod to Seattle outfit. EW! Well, she hasn't got a figure at all, so we'd see a 22 year old child in a bikini and that would be freaky. Thankfully, she knows and is sparing us the displeasure. Thanks MK! Whew! That was close.

Anonymous said...

did she buy some of kurt cobain's clothes from cunty love?

Anonymous said...

Better still - get in your car and drive 45 minutes North. Ventura and Santa Barbara are pap free and other celebs with a brain know this and walk the streets and swim in the same Pacific ocean there - same sand in your crack feeling with no photo proof you were even there.

The ONLY reason to swim in Malibu is because you either want to run into a celeb or you're a celeb that wants their photo taken. Bunch of attention whores.

-T

Anonymous said...

If she truly didn't want attention in regards to her appearance and the speculation that brings, she wouldn't go out like a hobo, street urchin or crackhead wearing cloths found in garbage bags along back alleys.