Wednesday, August 13, 2008

That aint ciggy smoke around Aniston's head..

It's a cloud of heartbreak and despair, if you believe The Mirror, because John Mayer has shown Jennifer the door. Another fricking "source close to Mayer" said "There's been a bit of tension for some time," They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn't seem to have worked. John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she's simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken. They have spoken on the phone since the split and are trying to remain on good terms. But unless John has a dramatic change of heart, it's unlikely they'll rekindle their romance."
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Bla de bla, all we really know is that she's been photographed alone and he was photographed in a hot tub with some chick who wasn't Aniston, but, it turned out to be his band mates wife, so I ignored it. Stupid tabloids may have jinked this romance and cost me $10 bucks, but, we have to wait and see. The only part of that whole shpeel that sounded real was John saying Jen deserved more commitment. Sounds exactly like something Mayer would come up with to make this all sound better and his fans still love him even though he dumped her. I'm still not convinced. I'm really not convinced Aniston is so stupid she'd be giving commitment ultimatums to some rocker boy already. Bitches need to get married and have some kids! All they do is fuck with me.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha!!! DD...we still have until Halloween to settle the score! I can wait! This is probably not true anyway...yet. But give it time! I'll let you know where to send my candy!!!! LOL!!! ;)

Anonymous said...

no shock. He is a manwhore. Who didn't see this one coming? I feel bad for Jen when she has to know that AJ & Brad hear all this sh** and she must be embarassed that she can't seem to stay in a relationship. I totally feel for her on that.

Dirty Disher said...

MAN!!!!! I never welch on a bet. Sigh.

Anonymous said...

Dear Jen, What if John Stamos Called you? I warned you about John Mayer but hopefully it was FUN!

Anonymous said...

They're done.

Anonymous said...

John Stamos! That'd be a good one! But doubt he'd up for that. Anybody that dates her now is going to seem hard-up. She needs to step out of Hollywood for a man. Maybe Wall Street? She needs to take it up a notch and find a classy guy, her own age or a little older and very rich. Maybe a big shot producer? Maybe a camera grip like Julia Roberts married? Just not an entertainer, thats clearly not working for her.

Anonymous said...

Ok...if she wants a baby and the guy she's with see's how much she smokes,is he really going to take her seriously? It makes her seem like she is just reaching for a reason to keep the guy, not sincere. She's a chain smoker, her & Brad used to call smoking "their job". They both smoke constantly. Keeps her skinny I guess(?)

Anonymous said...

12:31, you're so correct! J.A needs to pull a Halle Berry or a Salma Hayek. Just find a sprem donor if it's a blob you want! Most Men aren't that much help Raising kids anyway.

I said Most! NOT ALL.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
That's for all you A-holes who kept saying that this is the "real thing", how "perfect" they were together, and how it was "going to last"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is destined to be the martyred saint of jilted women!!

Anonymous said...

Oh 12:54, it's just an Entertainment blog, Not a Shrine.

I doubt you'll ever meet Jennifer Aniston or most of these Celebrities. She still has waaaay more money than you & a killer body.

Barb said...

Sorry for JA. I fail to see what JM has to offer. I don't care for his looks, and it seems like every relationaship it is "all about him" in his mind. Even if he had married her, that attitude would be a b...h to live with!

She needs someone like Tori Spellings husband, who puts up with all her sh..and still adores her. Money and looks can't buy that kind of love and devotion. But if she sees anything close, she better grab it.

Then run him past us, and we will tell her if he is good to go or not!!!

Anonymous said...

You've got to love these posts where everyone takes things so personally. She's got way more money than you and a better body? The only thing funnier than someone who takes celebs personally is someone who actually takes the comments personally as well.

Anonymous said...

Drina, Don't you ever get tired of Trolling?

J.A does have Money and a Killer body and YES! Most of US will never Meet J.A or any Celebrity so Wasting your time Hating her is Absolutely stupid.

I'm still trying to figure out where the hate for this Woman comes from ( shaking head ) ???

Anonymous said...

I'm cracking up right now!! Hey anon 1:41...............you must be in Junior High!! I agree with Drina!! You're silly and it aint that serious! P.S. Jennifer Aniston is forever gonna be dumped on!