Friday, September 5, 2008

Dunst burgler jailed

A drug addict who was arrested on charges of burglarizing Kirsten Dunst's New York City hotel penthouse suite has been sentenced to 4½ years in prison.
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Of, course he's on drugs. Drugs make you believe you need to steal ugly. Woooooo hooo! Free ugly. Boogler jams a bag with ugly, sneaks out with tons of ugly. Kirsten's ugly was recovered. Now she will drink the ugly away. Oh, someone thought she was an ugly Christmas tree and strung popcorn on her head. Nice.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sounds ugly to me.