Saturday, November 15, 2008

Don't you love this shit?


Madonna's BFF hanging out with A-Rod in Miami. Madonna says he' a poet trapped in a gorgeous body. If he's such a fucking poet let's see him come up with something that rhymes with gristle...or pretentious. I don't even think he's that good looking.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm done with admiring GP. She may look a lot like her mom, but she does not have the class of Blythe. You're flocking together with a really disgusting bird there, Gwen. And I mean bird gristle.

Anonymous said...

whenever i look at madonna's gristle,
it just makes me bristle

thinking about how she's pretentious,
she is oh so contentious.


i'd continue but i gotta get dressed cuz a friend is coming over to help me put up my ghetto storm windows....ghetto storm window = plastic on frames...

Dirty Disher said...

You have frames?? I have that plastic you stick to the inside and hit it with a blow dryer. It's uptown. I haven't seen it on MTV Cribs, but, I'm sure that's because they all live in LA.

Anonymous said...

yep, frames....then i put 4 layers of plastic on them (only 2 on windows i absolutely must see clearly out of) with staples and duct tape---duct tapes add a touch of class---then they get screwed in with galvanized screws!! i've been using them for a few years!!

i have the original 1926 combination windows in my house and whereas i do love them, i need some plastic to keep the curtains from moving!!! hence ghetto storms!!!

i can't do the inside plastic cuz of the kitties!!

Anonymous said...

Why are you two putting plastic on your windows?
i live in NZ and we dont get extreme weather so pls excuse the dumb question...
Liz :)

Anonymous said...

because it is winter weather, almost, here in ohio...it is suppose to snow tomorrow....

usually all winter the temp is between 20 and 40 degrees farenheit....we have REALLY cold spells where it'll be below zero farenheit for awhile too!!

Dirty Disher said...

I peed on ice this morning.

Anonymous said...

DD,
Was that inside or outside?
Just wondering!!

Anonymous said...

DD wrote: "I haven't seen it on MTV Cribs, but, I'm sure that's because they all live in LA."

I think I saw the hairdryer method for winterizing windows several years ago on Roseanne!

I'm looking forward to doing that next winter. I live just outside of LA now and we're going up in flames today (literally) I'm under an evacuation order right now but just not ready to go.

We've been planning to move east for a couple of years now but we keep putting if off .. then the worst of the fire season hits between August-December and we have to contend with wildfires and the compulsory evacs. After today, I've had enough!

Bring on the storm windows, snow shovels and the all the rest! I'd rather freeze than fry.

cupcake said...

A. Thistle, missile, John Entwistle.

B. Licentious

("lacking legal or moral restraints; especially : disregarding sexual restraints")

Yeah, I'd say licentious works.

Anonymous said...

One would think that a woman Madonna's age would know better than to become enamored with a man like A-Rod. If he cheats on his wife, the mother of his children - he WILL cheat on you..

Age doesn't alway equal wisdom...

Dirty Disher said...

10:47:00, my thoughts go out to you, be safe. I peed on ice INSIDE..the toilet was frozen. But, at least I'm not on fire.