Thursday, November 13, 2008

Gristle tells Gwen to shut her pie hole

Paltrow has spoken to the press, saying she supports her friend Madonna in these trying times with frequent phone calls. Madonna is furious that anyone would dare speak her name without permission and has blasted Gwen. “If you want to help me and be supportive of me, then keep your mouth SHUT! Say nothing about me or my divorce,” Madonna warned her friend.
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Gwen, oblivious to it all, put on her grandmothers girdle, flipped her hair and explained to all of us that we will live a better life with $5,000 dollar hand lotion and brunch in Italy.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

These two macro-bionic bitches and their macro-controlling ways are so annoying. I hope Guy gets a fair shake on the divorce proceedings, and maybe Chris Martin will sneak Gwyneth a fried drumstick so she flips out and dissapears for a while.

Anonymous said...

I like G.P but I get Madonna's point. Maybe Gwen had a few martinis anf slipped.

Anonymous said...

What did Gwenyth say that was so bad? Talk about the Gristle being a control freak!! Hey, who made her the queen of what Gwenyth says?

Anonymous said...

Gristle lost all touch with reality lonnnng ago.
Not to suggest anyone go out and buy it, but if you can borrow a copy of her brother, Christopher Ciccone's tell-all book, "Life With My Sister, Gristle (Madonna)" you'll get a insightful look at why she is the way she is from his perspective. He did, afterall, spend 20+ years at her right claw.

Even if you disregard HALF of it as coming from a disgruntled former "employee", there's more than enough to illustrate she's cruel, heartless and just plain fucking NUTS.

Too bad her attorneys were successful in blocking a portion of the juicier tidbits... Although he did discuss her drug abuse-- including her use of ecstasy-- he was unable to include the bit about her shitting herself during a rehearsal for the Girlie Show tour after a particularly bad night of ingesting massive quantities of the psychedelic.

Anonymous said...

this shows what a controlling cunt she is....