Saturday, March 28, 2009

The Mayercraft carrier????


What the fucking fuck is this Mayercraft Carrier shit? John's posting pics of himself in his mankini again too. He even had his legs waxed. It's like Captain Stubing gone very wrong and Capt. Stubing was very wrong in the first place. Okay, Jen Aniston could not get rid of this guy soon enough. Why doesn't her just put on a ballerina clown suit and finger his own bung on Robertson Blvd? He couldn't look any more stupid.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

~NOW~ we know why he and Jen broke up...

But then again, didn't we always *know*?

Anonymous said...

he truly looks ridiculous.

cupcake said...

LMAO - Capt Stubing was very wrong in the 1st place!!

He looks like The Village People or Freddie Mercury in the 80's. Except Freddie looked good then.

Anonymous said...

Wish I could have gone on the Mayercraft Carrier to relax & listen to all of the musicians as well as Mayer. What a blast it would have been to mingle with everyone.

mm

Anonymous said...

Now aren't you glad they didn't get married and make babies? lol

Anonymous said...

Ah, yes in the same vein as Rosie's Amazing Lesbian Family cruises! Only this time it's a fake hetero guy, finally appearing in his beloved gay-wear. I truly believe Perez now! Man-make-out...totally did happen!!!

Wow...imagine that. He cannot commit to a woman! Hmmm?

Anonymous said...

Next up will be a Village People revival in his backyard (yes, that one).

Anonymous said...

What the hell? If he walked down the street here in DC he would be attacked or "attacked" if you know what I mean. He is either delusional or making fun of gays. I don't know which.

Anonymous said...

...guy's a dick

crabbie said...

Sexy.

Anonymous said...

Didnt Gopher wear that outfit? (shorts and all)

Snowbunnie

Anonymous said...

I see cellulite on the photo on the right.

Anonymous said...

He couldn't look any more stupid? How 'bout , he couldn't look any gayer, not even if he fucking was trying. I also wonder if he is mocking the gays, or trying to make some kind of "gay-me" statement? I wonder too. So, Leann Rimes & Jen Aniston's guys are actually gay? How many more? My gawd, if we only knew!

Anonymous said...

Idiot.

I'd still suck his cock though.

Crabbie said...

I'd love to bend him over and rim the living hell out of his hairy asshole !!!!