Monday, March 30, 2009

ShamWow Guy - He Beats Hookers, And He's An Ex-Scientologist

Vince the ShamWow guy made headlines the other day when he allegedly beat the hell out of a hooker who tried to bite his tongue off. Now it turns out Vince has an even shadier past than that little incident would suggest. It turns out Vince is a former Scientologist who got kicked out of the cult after making a dirty low-budget comedy movie. Yes, that's how it works in Scientology: Make a gross-out comedy and get booted; make Battlefield: Earth and get Scientologist of the Year. Vince the ShamWow guy may be the saddest human being on earth not named Pete Wentz.

10 comments:

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Anonymous said...

That's a nice shirt he's got there. It looks like a hospital nighty.

Anonymous said...

duh, it probably is a hospital gown...you check out his face...

Anonymous said...

Damn, he's an ugly motherfucker!

Anonymous said...

He looks like Xenu squatted and he's what came out.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA - he got beat up by a GIRL!

Anonymous said...

Getting your TONGUE almost bitten off by a fucking hooker is not exactly "getting beat-up by a girl". I wouldn't be surprised if she got the worst of this little altarcation.

Anonymous said...

anon @ 11:41 said= "HAHAHAHAHA - he got beat up by a GIRL!"

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Think so? See what's left of the hooker here:

http://gawker.com/5190353/shamwow-guys-cannibal-hooker-post+beating

Anonymous said...

God, what a dirtbag. Lets hope this is the last we hear from him.

Jessica said...

What's the ShamWow guy doing with a hooker? He seems like a real winner! #sarcasm