Feature film, hmmmm. Who would play the leading characters? Estelle Getty would have made a great "mother thing". Remember how crabby she was on the Golden Girls? And who could play Aunt Ruth and Pat? Any suggestions?
Bette Midler could play a great Pat if Kathy Bates isn't able to. Doris Roberts as My favorite Auntie...Shirley McClain can play evil pretty well...all they need is the right make-up
I have to say I want DD book first. Than the twins book and if I have some more time Jon's Book. Kate's book I will take for free. I can use it when we have no $$$ or heat. So I can keep my family warm over lies and b.s....
I wish I could take the birthday girls to lunch. Pay full attention to everything they say. Let them order what they want and tell them they are special and beautiful, smart and sensitive, and that they will both be wonderful, successful, empathetic adults.
I'd like to do that but I'll have to wait until I take my own daughter to lunch. It won't even have to be her birthday because I tell her these things everyday.
Mady and Cara - - someday you will see that many, many of us cared about you. Whatever you write, I will buy. My daughter will probably follow you your entire life because she also cares about you.
I hate my ex with the passion of 1000 burning yeast infections . . . . .
BUT, when it comes to Mini-Snarkie's birthday . . . I'm able to put that aside.
He's been to a party I gave and we've all had dinner together a few times. I DO IT FOR THE LITTLE PERSON I LOVE. Why is Kate so immature that she can't love her kids more than she Hate's Jon??
My thoughts exactly. Allred is all over the news when it comes to Octomom, but she leaves Khate and Jon alone. You think that the Gosselins would make her more pissed off. I some how think that this has everything to do with Khate being a so-called white christian woman and Octomom not being one. JMO.
I dont give 2 shits how much parents hate each other, when it comes to your kids b-day, you STFU and deal with it properly and quietly. But what the hell am I saying, this it Khate and Jon I am talking about. Is Kate that much of a cunt that she needs to ruin another day for her kids? YA!
I cannot wait until Mady or Cara writes their tell-all book. It will probably put Joan Crawford to shame.
bored, Although I'm not so sure about your theory re: Allred not going to bat for 'white christian women'(she's represented lot's of em, Amber Frey in the Laci Peterson case for one)-- I totally agree that it's weird how silent she's been through all the Gosselin dramarama. Such a huge, sordid mess and as far as I know she's yet to weigh-in.
I loathe Jon and Kate way more than Octomom. Plus, Octomom gets crap from everybody, while Jon and Kate have lots of fans blindly sticking up for them, which is annoying as hell.
Maddy and Cara's outfits in that picture look very 1991. The hats remind me of hats Blossom would wear. Is that in style for kids again? Anyways, at least they don't have haircuts like Kate's possum 'do.
DD Kathy bates would be great if she lost weight to play you and the make up dept could pretty her up a bit to do it. Kathy is sassy and I can see her being able yo capture your essense. Jessica Tandy would make a sweet cookie loving aunt Ruth. Your mean mom -Glenn close channeling Joan Crawford made up to look older. Your mean aunt stick an Elvis wig on any old wet rag mop and throw her on set. DD you gotta write the book and then it can be parlayed into the screenplay of your life story & biopic. The Patricia Jones story A Modern Renaisance Woman !!!
I hope we can get Norman Jewison to make your story come to life on the big screen.
Kiki--Glenn Close--great one. Kiki, Joan Crawford can't get any older. (haha)
Okay, so who are we working with:
Kathy Bates Glenn Close No one likes Meryl Streep for DD? I think that's a perfect fit. Look at the picture of DD she recently posted, then look at Streep in Doubt http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3797718016/tt0918927?slideshow=1
Then, DD could play her mother (with a lot of aging make up, of course).
Love the discussion going on here re. who will play Pat in the movie about her life. But am I the only one who thinks all the suggested actresses are a bit too old? I mean, certainly the story shouldn't skip Pat being in her 20s and 30s. I am sure there is a lot to be told about those years as well... ! Makeup can always be applied for the later years.
When they showed Jon at the bakery picking up the fancy cake for the twins, 'Mady' was spelled 'Maddy'. I hope he didn't present that to them. This whole thing is so sad.
Well the hypocrite made sure he had the ET cameras following him to the house for the party to film it. Gags..so THATS ok to film? I guess he made the deal so he can keep the cash? Hmmm? He only flips the script when it goes against him. I hope the twins cried when they saw the cameras! "Go away!". I hope!!! He also said that he hopes he & Kate can have their TV careers w/o the kids being involved now. hahahaha...yea, thats gonna happen. rox
Kathy Bates. Hmm. I like that one. These comments make me wonder how much you really want to know about me. And if I can tell it honestly. It is not a pretty story.
Pat, honest to gawd. If I saw a movie titled "The Dirty Disher" I would be very intrigued. Of course you cant reveal everything, there would be no time. And there is no chance it's a dirty movie or a comedy. Probably a dramedy. Which I love. This is no joke. You dont have to have the entire thing written to pitch it girl. Get some kind of synopsis down on a disc and seek out somebody that might be interested in expanding on it. Literary agents work for you cuz they dont get paid till you do! Think about it, for real. Kathy Bates, get ready!!!! Gawd, I've seen some crappy movies in my life. But if a movie is based on a real person, it's always better. And always good!!! I love it. Do it! rox
PS: I am already picturing you sitting on the Today Show set with Matt Lauer, discussing your story and how it came to be a movie. They would be amazed and very interested in it. Why do you think Reality TV is so huge? Real people are the most interesting. rox
A Fortune Teller/Tarot Card reader celebrity/gossip/gardening/bitching about anything blogger? Are you kidding me? You cant make this stuff up! Sorry, but I am honestly excited!!! rox
Nothing to be ashamed of by any of it Pat. Why be ashemad of your life? Hell, we all have shit that we would rather not have happened! I grew up in the 60's & 70's too. Most kids from that time, honestly, kinda did it themselves. People started divorcing then and that changed the way kids grew up. That was just life girl. It made our memories, the good, the bad & the ugly! Way before MTV we had American Bandstand on Saturday afternoon, cartoons in the morning. 45's, bicycles, our first Marlboro cigarette, shag haircuts and CPO jackets! That was the best time to grow up! I wouldnt change that. And nothing at all you lived thru should be a cause for shame. Nothing. Private. But no shame. Like I said, you can't tell everything! That would be an epic! rox
Happy Birthday, Mady and Cara Gosselin..only nine more years until your tell all book and believe me, you'll make millions.
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i'm sure you saw where kate was trying to limit jon's time with the twins today.....she told him 2 hours...he said he'd stay as long as he wanted....
poor kids....
where is gloria allerd? she should be pointing out that not one parent has been with the kids recently....
Happy Birthday!!
Yeah, the twins got an ugly public custody battle for their birthday. What else can we expect from the moron trash parents.
Hi Dirty Disher! I love your blog and I miss so much your gossips, you are so smart and funny, hope you'll write much more than this!
You're the best!
Screw their book. We want YOURS, DD! It's going to be a best-seller, to be sure.. hell, might even be optioned as a feature film!
Well, what are you waiting for???
Feature film, hmmmm. Who would play the leading characters? Estelle Getty would have made a great "mother thing". Remember how crabby she was on the Golden Girls? And who could play Aunt Ruth and Pat? Any suggestions?
So stinkin' cute! Happy Birthday girls! Make it a super fun day!
rox
Kathy Bates could play Pat if she lost some weight. She's got the attitude for it. I love Kathy Bates!!!
I vote for Julianne Moore to play Pat in the upcoming film based on DD's best selling book.
Bette Midler could play a great Pat if Kathy Bates isn't able to. Doris Roberts as My favorite Auntie...Shirley McClain can play evil pretty well...all they need is the right make-up
Connie
We'd have to call Estelle back from the dead.
Meryl Streep could play DD (she's my favorite actress, and I think she could play any role)--maybe even your Mom.
or
Kathy Bates, your Mom, or maybe even you could play yours Mom, DD, and you'd know just how to do it.
That might free up Kathy for the other Aunt.
Hmmm, Sure wish Jessica Tandy was around for the good aunt.
Off Topic
Anyone see the movie "Doubt"? What was your conclusion?
I have to say I want DD book first. Than the twins book and if I have some more time Jon's Book. Kate's book I will take for free. I can use it when we have no $$$ or heat. So I can keep my family warm over lies and b.s....
Happy Bday girls...
I wish I could take the birthday girls to lunch.
Pay full attention to everything they say. Let them order what they want and tell them they are special and beautiful, smart and sensitive, and that they will both be wonderful, successful, empathetic adults.
I'd like to do that but I'll have to wait until I take my own daughter to lunch. It won't even have to be her birthday because I tell her these things everyday.
Mady and Cara - - someday you will see that many, many of us cared about you. Whatever you write, I will buy. My daughter will probably follow you your entire life because she also cares about you.
I hate my ex with the passion of 1000 burning yeast infections . . . . .
BUT, when it comes to Mini-Snarkie's birthday . . . I'm able to put that aside.
He's been to a party I gave and we've all had dinner together a few times. I DO IT FOR THE LITTLE PERSON I LOVE. Why is Kate so immature that she can't love her kids more than she Hate's Jon??
I TOTALLY thought Kathy Bates as Pat too!!
Estelle Getty is dead. I think the "where's the beef" lady could play the old bat. (sorry pat . . .)
My ex husband can play Beebee . . . .
Hate's Jon??
Yeah . . . Eye no grammmmerrrr two!
I hate my ex with the passion of 1000 burning yeast infections . . . .
Now, that's a heap of hate if I ever heard of one!
miss tia...
My thoughts exactly. Allred is all over the news when it comes to Octomom, but she leaves Khate and Jon alone. You think that the Gosselins would make her more pissed off. I some how think that this has everything to do with Khate being a so-called white christian woman and Octomom not being one. JMO.
I dont give 2 shits how much parents hate each other, when it comes to your kids b-day, you STFU and deal with it properly and quietly. But what the hell am I saying, this it Khate and Jon I am talking about. Is Kate that much of a cunt that she needs to ruin another day for her kids? YA!
I cannot wait until Mady or Cara writes their tell-all book. It will probably put Joan Crawford to shame.
Kate will make the kids sign a non-disclosure contract!!
Poor little Yum Yums.They are all so cute and need real love and attention.
bored, Although I'm not so sure about your theory re: Allred not going to bat for 'white christian women'(she's represented lot's of em, Amber Frey in the Laci Peterson case for one)-- I totally agree that it's weird how silent she's been through all the Gosselin dramarama. Such a huge, sordid mess and as far as I know she's yet to weigh-in.
I loathe Jon and Kate way more than Octomom. Plus, Octomom gets crap from everybody, while Jon and Kate have lots of fans blindly sticking up for them, which is annoying as hell.
Maddy and Cara's outfits in that picture look very 1991. The hats remind me of hats Blossom would wear. Is that in style for kids again? Anyways, at least they don't have haircuts like Kate's possum 'do.
Crumb. That was me above. I forgot to enter in my name. I should also add that I would *totally* buy a tell-all book by the twins.
Allred only has a license in California.
Allred only has a license in California.
What revolting little creatures.
Happy 9 th birthday Cara & Mady !! :) :)
DD Kathy bates would be great if she lost
weight to play you and the make up dept
could pretty her up a bit to do it. Kathy is
sassy and I can see her being able yo capture
your essense.
Jessica Tandy would make a sweet cookie loving
aunt Ruth.
Your mean mom -Glenn close channeling
Joan Crawford made up to look older.
Your mean aunt stick an Elvis wig on
any old wet rag mop and throw her on set.
DD you gotta write the book and then it can
be parlayed into the screenplay of your life story
& biopic.
The Patricia Jones story
A Modern Renaisance Woman !!!
I hope we can get Norman Jewison to make
your story come to life on the big screen.
Your biggest Canadian fan
Kiki
:)
Every year on my son's b-day I bring him whatever he chooses, McDonalds, Taco Bell,etc...for lunch. I eat lunch with him at the school cafeteria.
This year he wants me to just drop it off at the office. lol, he's almost a teen.
Kiki--Glenn Close--great one. Kiki, Joan Crawford can't get any older. (haha)
Okay, so who are we working with:
Kathy Bates
Glenn Close
No one likes Meryl Streep for DD? I think that's a perfect fit. Look at the picture of DD she recently posted, then look at Streep in Doubt
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3797718016/tt0918927?slideshow=1
Then, DD could play her mother (with a lot of aging make up, of course).
Love the discussion going on here re. who will play Pat in the movie about her life. But am I the only one who thinks all the suggested actresses are a bit too old? I mean, certainly the story shouldn't skip Pat being in her 20s and 30s. I am sure there is a lot to be told about those years as well... ! Makeup can always be applied for the later years.
When they showed Jon at the bakery picking up the fancy cake for the twins, 'Mady' was spelled 'Maddy'. I hope he didn't present that to them.
This whole thing is so sad.
Well the hypocrite made sure he had the ET cameras following him to the house for the party to film it. Gags..so THATS ok to film? I guess he made the deal so he can keep the cash? Hmmm? He only flips the script when it goes against him. I hope the twins cried when they saw the cameras! "Go away!". I hope!!! He also said that he hopes he & Kate can have their TV careers w/o the kids being involved now. hahahaha...yea, thats gonna happen.
rox
Jon couldn't even take the time to make sure the cake was spelled properly? What a winner.
Nancy Grace had it right...it's always about Jon. Poor, poor Jon. Cry me a river. Isn't he supposed to be an adult?
Kathy Bates. Hmm. I like that one. These comments make me wonder how much you really want to know about me. And if I can tell it honestly. It is not a pretty story.
Pat, honest to gawd. If I saw a movie titled "The Dirty Disher" I would be very intrigued. Of course you cant reveal everything, there would be no time. And there is no chance it's a dirty movie or a comedy. Probably a dramedy. Which I love. This is no joke. You dont have to have the entire thing written to pitch it girl. Get some kind of synopsis down on a disc and seek out somebody that might be interested in expanding on it. Literary agents work for you cuz they dont get paid till you do! Think about it, for real. Kathy Bates, get ready!!!! Gawd, I've seen some crappy movies in my life. But if a movie is based on a real person, it's always better. And always good!!! I love it. Do it!
rox
PS: I am already picturing you sitting on the Today Show set with Matt Lauer, discussing your story and how it came to be a movie. They would be amazed and very interested in it. Why do you think Reality TV is so huge? Real people are the most interesting.
rox
A Fortune Teller/Tarot Card reader celebrity/gossip/gardening/bitching about anything blogger? Are you kidding me? You cant make this stuff up! Sorry, but I am honestly excited!!!
rox
You listed the things I am not ashamed of. Those are the tiny parts.
Nothing to be ashamed of by any of it Pat. Why be ashemad of your life? Hell, we all have shit that we would rather not have happened! I grew up in the 60's & 70's too. Most kids from that time, honestly, kinda did it themselves. People started divorcing then and that changed the way kids grew up. That was just life girl. It made our memories, the good, the bad & the ugly! Way before MTV we had American Bandstand on Saturday afternoon, cartoons in the morning. 45's, bicycles, our first Marlboro cigarette, shag haircuts and CPO jackets! That was the best time to grow up! I wouldnt change that. And nothing at all you lived thru should be a cause for shame. Nothing. Private. But no shame. Like I said, you can't tell everything! That would be an epic!
rox
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