I'm imagining Kate Major at a job interview...she comes in wearing a wrinkled little black cocktail dress, aka I'm the whore of Babylon who didn't make it home last night..she screams "Give me this job, here's my resume, I wrote it in lip gloss on a piece of toilet paper!" Then she bursts out crying and says she really has it togther, but, she just broke up with her fiance who never gave her his last name. Waaaaaaaaaa! Wiping her snot on her faux LV handbag, she demands to know why she isn't hired yet? "You said there was a job opening! Give me a j, j, jooooooooob, ya fuckers!!! Here's my fuckin' toliet paper! I suppose you want to see my degree in journalism? It's right here on this paper towel!" She's a professional and no fool, this one.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Give her a job
I'm imagining Kate Major at a job interview...she comes in wearing a wrinkled little black cocktail dress, aka I'm the whore of Babylon who didn't make it home last night..she screams "Give me this job, here's my resume, I wrote it in lip gloss on a piece of toilet paper!" Then she bursts out crying and says she really has it togther, but, she just broke up with her fiance who never gave her his last name. Waaaaaaaaaa! Wiping her snot on her faux LV handbag, she demands to know why she isn't hired yet? "You said there was a job opening! Give me a j, j, jooooooooob, ya fuckers!!! Here's my fuckin' toliet paper! I suppose you want to see my degree in journalism? It's right here on this paper towel!" She's a professional and no fool, this one.
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whoooo is this???
rox
Kewl.
Wasn't she one of Jon's sleepmates.
Connie
WTH is she crying about??? Who cares? She looks like a desperate loser, idiot. Go away!
Oh no! Tell Miss Tia. The Chinese are baaaack.
Rox-
This is the woman who had a job writing for a tabloid (I think "The Star") and she quit her job because she wanted to be with Jon Gosselin. At that point she had known Jon for less than a week! Imagine quitting your job for a guy you met a few days ago. STUPID. Anyway, Jon dumped her ass, so now she has no famewhore boyfriend and no job and she is crying about it on TV. What a dope.
Hey DD, is there some way you could turn all the troll posts into chinese? Just a thought, they are so much easier to ignore.
Oh.My.Gowd.
Kate Major is almost as bad as Kate Gosselin.
How much money has Kate Major made off of tabloid interviews. This lawsuit is a total PR stunt. So she is gonna rob Jon and the Gosselin 8 too. For "effs" sake. She needs to get the hell outa town.
LMAO at Chinese troll.
Kate Major is a stupid fuck. She is uneducated and totally inarticulate without polish or poise. She has no journalism degree, I'd be willing to bet big money. She just a loser looking for a quick trick to make money and get her 15 minutes of fame. Twaffle. Go away, Bitch.
Majors 15 minutes of fame was up 30minutes ago. Please go away!
She is wanting 15 more minutes!
I say Alison needs to write for a soap opera digest magazine, as I was reading what she wrote I heard soap opera music!!!!
Connie
Pat,
You are a champ at nailing these air heads. This gets my officaial standing ovation for the day! Thanks I needed it.
Welcomes. Heh.
Gawd, do these young "women" have a clue how foolish they look?
Sometimes I wonder if TLC didn't hire Michael Lohan, Kate Major and the rest of these fame whores to put into Jon's path.
I hate to say it, but the one that really got screwed (literally) and screwed over was the young school teacher. You don't see her selling her story or seeking fame. Jon would have been better sticking with her, she probably was a better friend in the end then the rest of these whores.
Jon is a user but he needs to realize that he has been used far more.
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