Thursday, September 9, 2010

Katie Holmes..still full of SHIT

Katie raises Suri right. Katie: "If she doesn't get her chores done, I notice she's not nearly herself. She has to make her bed, she has to take her dishes to the sink, she has to put her clothes in the laundry - you know, that basic stuff."

Katie also know the importance of spending time with Suri. Katie says: "I try to do what my mom did for me... just spending time with her, making doll clothes and planting in the garden."
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WTFingF? Every time Katie talks she sounds more retarded. What garden? The one in the NYC fashion district? If you and your kid's ass's are photographed every friggin' day of your damn life shopping, when exactly are you planting in this imaginary garden? Can't Stella McCartney make her doll clothes? Rachel Zoe probably dresses her friggin' dolls. I'm sure Suri is overworked anyhow, what with all that bed making and laundry toting. Jesus friggin' crippled christ on a crotch crutch. What hooie. Someone needs a heaping bowl of shut the fuck up.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's a little kid. get over it. You are the mom. be the mom and STFU about how grand this child is. She's gonna be the biggest bitch ever born. On the other hand, I may be exactly in love with Brad & Angelina, but they dont act like their kids are perfect. They seem to want them to be wild indians and have fun. Katie is the only celeb that acts like her kid is the 2nd coming or something. She's a kid. Thats it, nothing more. Let her play & be a kid. & stop lying to the press about shit. It's ridiculous. I really cannot stand her anymore & Suri is gonna be/prob already is, a maja-bitch.
rox

Anonymous said...

* LOL!!~! "I may NOT be exactly in love with Brad & Angelina..."
NOT!!!!

miss tia said...

i read that and had a massive eye roll....a 4 year old making their bed?!?!? i can see taking dishes to the sink....but making their bed? and she's not herself?!??!

Anonymous said...

OK, then...why the hell didn't Suri get up early & iron that damn oufit before facing the paps? I have to say, not very cool chick. Going out looking all wrinkly! Like she slept in it! Someone might actually mistake you for a little kid if you do it again!!!

rox

miss tia said...

and katie is the idiot who said that suri was a strong woman at what, age 1?

Anonymous said...

She is Truly, Truly DERANGED!!!! bima

Unknown said...

Good grief!

cyberisis said...

"If she doesn't get her chores done, I notice she's not nearly herself" That has got to be one of the weirdest statements I have ever heard about a 4 year old. WTF! Does she live in fear of getting beaten if she does not get her chores done?

Anonymous said...

...well, Katie used to be normal. That child doesn't stand a chance.

Alison said...

Katie is a damn nut. She sold her soul to Tom and scientology. The things she says about Suri are the ravings of a lunatic. I'm sure Suri is a giant brat, but I feel sorry for her because of who her parents are.

Bayou Jane said...

Hay! At least Suri is walking and not being carried! Maybe that's one of her chores now!!!

Anonymous said...

TYard is Lima child. One eye higher than the other nose as big as her foot. Too much booze Ken?

Frimmy said...

"why the hell didn't Suri get up early & iron that damn oufit"

ahahaha!!!! Funny =D That made me laugh out loud.

Anonymous said...

I read somewhere that Katie said Suri fashions, makes, her own clothes. The little girl is sooooooo
talented.

Unknown said...

This family is just plain creepy. Kate and Tom seem painfully uncomfortable in their own skin.