Friday, March 20, 2015

Moves like Jaggar on treadmill



Treadmill dancing is...apparently unknown to me..a thing, and this dad has perfected it. He does indeed, move like Jaggar. This video has taken the net by storm. I have no idea if it's embarrassing or cool, simply because, well, umm, he's NOT Jaggar. But, why is it hot when Mick does it? I mean, Mick is a dinosaur. A fucking hot dinosaur, I'll give him that. But, who am I too judge when I spent the entire day yesterday hammering out Violent Femme songs on a guitar that desperately needs new strings. (Shawna, if you read this, where are my strings?!) Anyway, this dude may be a dork (an alleged dork) but, the fucker can move. He makes me wish I hadn't put Eric's treadmill out on the curb. Then again, I could never do this. I'd get too tired and just go sit down and play along with the song. Who does that song anyway? Let me go look it up. Okay, it's  Maroon 5. I've never really listened to them. Maybe I should? Naaaa, that shit is pure disco. (Do these kids know that?) I remain pure punk and Motown forever. I just like the old guy on his treadmill. I'll admit it. He should do another vid with some hot old chick who likes to dance. A double treadmill sexy hot duo! Yeah, that should be his next trick. I'll watch. What do you think of this new thang?

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure he likes to dance with girls...lol.

Dan Zinski said...

Does he poop like Jagger though? Cause you know Mick has some healthy ass bowels.

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO! I thought of that too. But, the gay boys in tights I knew LOVED dancing with girls. They'd perfected it into a sensual art. They just liked fucking boys.

Melvin, what the fuck are you talking about? Did I miss something? I know about the coke up the ass, but, what else?

Kitty said...

This would be way cooler on one of those stage treadmills, do you know what I mean? Not having that dorky look of a treadmill while he's doing this.

Dan Zinski said...

Guy that old still in that kind of shape you know his bowels are pristine.

Dirty Disher said...

Kitty, they make stage treadmills???!! What!!! Where have I been!?

Melvin, I am sensing a them. It scares me.

Unknown said...

Oh man I just LOVE treadmill dancing! Because recent events in my life have me rushing to the gym treadmills to compensate for lying on my couch grieving, these videos really cheer me up. I long for the day I turn up at my gym wearing earphones and able to put out a few of these moves. How awesome would that be? Meanwhile I'll just dream.

Kitty said...

Yeah, they do. It's sooo cool! If you go to youtube you might be able to see what I'm talking about. They had one in Shrek the Musical (watched it on netflix) for a scene where Shrek and Donkey were going to the kingdom and tney were doing a number. They danced on the treadmill (You can't even tell it's there!) And 'walked' their way there. So cool.

Anonymous said...

It beats the hell out of a boring walk on a treadmill.

Kitty said...

Here, found a video. You can skip the first little bit if you want to. I'm not sure if they are called a stage treadmill or not though. Has the concept of one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuV-l2-rYqs

Frimmy said...

I will never understand your love of Jagger, pristine bowels or not.

Dirty Disher said...

Kitty, I can't get it as a pasted link. It came up a Shrek movie. If you just give me the exact title, I can find it. Thanks.

Dirty Disher said...

Frimmy, it's the music first, memories of good times past (I went to many stones concerts, even little ones before they were huge, and I actually met Mick briefly. I blogged on that, I was such a dumbass, I was speechless and he laughed at me. In fairness, he WAS flirting)and I just love most of their songs and I remember when Mick was one of the most beautiful people on Earth. I still love to see him strut. It's hot. But, I adored Kieth and Ron too. I could never pick a favorite. Gorgeous talented men with fascinating life stories.

Dirty Disher said...

Lia, How ARE you doing? We need to talk. I hate that FB thing and my email is worthless. I'm gonna get a new one for here. I'm gonna drop my phone number in yer box and maybe you'll call and we can talk direct. I've been thinking of you and all you're going through.

Dan Zinski said...

I haven't seen any old rock stars in person except Dylan. Does Vince Neil count?

Dan Zinski said...

Oh wait, KISS. I saw KISS years ago. No makeup. When they had the giant Sphinx head set.

Dirty Disher said...

Melvin, HELL yes it counts. I love Neil Young, even though he's a freak. I just learned a soul version of 'Heart Of Gold' as done by my fav singer Bettye Lavette'. I'm trying to record it and put it on, but, I haven't figured out my equipment yet. And meeting Dylan would be such and honor, I'd be speechless.

Dirty Disher said...

Ooops, Vince Neil. Read that wrong. Uhh, not one of my dreams, but, still damn cool. Did he still have his long hair? Even my grandkid thinks he's hot.

Dirty Disher said...

Kiss, oh there you go! I hated their band, I used to get the keys to the juke box and take them off secretly and hide them. Fucking Kiss fans drove me nuts. BUT, I LOVED Family Jewels. That son of his was a babe and funny/witty as hell. He should have had his own show. Anyway, Gene is an interesting character without the make up. I'd love meeting him. HOW the fuck are you meeting these people???

Dan Zinski said...

By paying money to see their concerts.

Dan Zinski said...

Just to be clear at no point did I intend to indicate I had met any of these people I was just talking about people I've seen play.