Friday, March 20, 2015
Moves like Jaggar on treadmill
Treadmill dancing is...apparently unknown to me..a thing, and this dad has perfected it. He does indeed, move like Jaggar. This video has taken the net by storm. I have no idea if it's embarrassing or cool, simply because, well, umm, he's NOT Jaggar. But, why is it hot when Mick does it? I mean, Mick is a dinosaur. A fucking hot dinosaur, I'll give him that. But, who am I too judge when I spent the entire day yesterday hammering out Violent Femme songs on a guitar that desperately needs new strings. (Shawna, if you read this, where are my strings?!) Anyway, this dude may be a dork (an alleged dork) but, the fucker can move. He makes me wish I hadn't put Eric's treadmill out on the curb. Then again, I could never do this. I'd get too tired and just go sit down and play along with the song. Who does that song anyway? Let me go look it up. Okay, it's Maroon 5. I've never really listened to them. Maybe I should? Naaaa, that shit is pure disco. (Do these kids know that?) I remain pure punk and Motown forever. I just like the old guy on his treadmill. I'll admit it. He should do another vid with some hot old chick who likes to dance. A double treadmill sexy hot duo! Yeah, that should be his next trick. I'll watch. What do you think of this new thang?
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I'm not sure he likes to dance with girls...lol.
Does he poop like Jagger though? Cause you know Mick has some healthy ass bowels.
LMAO! I thought of that too. But, the gay boys in tights I knew LOVED dancing with girls. They'd perfected it into a sensual art. They just liked fucking boys.
Melvin, what the fuck are you talking about? Did I miss something? I know about the coke up the ass, but, what else?
This would be way cooler on one of those stage treadmills, do you know what I mean? Not having that dorky look of a treadmill while he's doing this.
Guy that old still in that kind of shape you know his bowels are pristine.
Kitty, they make stage treadmills???!! What!!! Where have I been!?
Melvin, I am sensing a them. It scares me.
Oh man I just LOVE treadmill dancing! Because recent events in my life have me rushing to the gym treadmills to compensate for lying on my couch grieving, these videos really cheer me up. I long for the day I turn up at my gym wearing earphones and able to put out a few of these moves. How awesome would that be? Meanwhile I'll just dream.
Yeah, they do. It's sooo cool! If you go to youtube you might be able to see what I'm talking about. They had one in Shrek the Musical (watched it on netflix) for a scene where Shrek and Donkey were going to the kingdom and tney were doing a number. They danced on the treadmill (You can't even tell it's there!) And 'walked' their way there. So cool.
It beats the hell out of a boring walk on a treadmill.
Here, found a video. You can skip the first little bit if you want to. I'm not sure if they are called a stage treadmill or not though. Has the concept of one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuV-l2-rYqs
I will never understand your love of Jagger, pristine bowels or not.
Kitty, I can't get it as a pasted link. It came up a Shrek movie. If you just give me the exact title, I can find it. Thanks.
Frimmy, it's the music first, memories of good times past (I went to many stones concerts, even little ones before they were huge, and I actually met Mick briefly. I blogged on that, I was such a dumbass, I was speechless and he laughed at me. In fairness, he WAS flirting)and I just love most of their songs and I remember when Mick was one of the most beautiful people on Earth. I still love to see him strut. It's hot. But, I adored Kieth and Ron too. I could never pick a favorite. Gorgeous talented men with fascinating life stories.
Lia, How ARE you doing? We need to talk. I hate that FB thing and my email is worthless. I'm gonna get a new one for here. I'm gonna drop my phone number in yer box and maybe you'll call and we can talk direct. I've been thinking of you and all you're going through.
I haven't seen any old rock stars in person except Dylan. Does Vince Neil count?
Oh wait, KISS. I saw KISS years ago. No makeup. When they had the giant Sphinx head set.
Melvin, HELL yes it counts. I love Neil Young, even though he's a freak. I just learned a soul version of 'Heart Of Gold' as done by my fav singer Bettye Lavette'. I'm trying to record it and put it on, but, I haven't figured out my equipment yet. And meeting Dylan would be such and honor, I'd be speechless.
Ooops, Vince Neil. Read that wrong. Uhh, not one of my dreams, but, still damn cool. Did he still have his long hair? Even my grandkid thinks he's hot.
Kiss, oh there you go! I hated their band, I used to get the keys to the juke box and take them off secretly and hide them. Fucking Kiss fans drove me nuts. BUT, I LOVED Family Jewels. That son of his was a babe and funny/witty as hell. He should have had his own show. Anyway, Gene is an interesting character without the make up. I'd love meeting him. HOW the fuck are you meeting these people???
By paying money to see their concerts.
Just to be clear at no point did I intend to indicate I had met any of these people I was just talking about people I've seen play.
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