Thursday, July 2, 2015

Brandi Glanville, face and purse

I used to think she was so cute, when she first became a housewife. She was tall with those long legs, cheekbones, her boob implants are cute...why did she ruin her face? Why didn't someone tell her that her minimal surgeries were enough? Why?

Now she's in Nicole Kidman territory, another woman I used to think was beautiful. Or she's past it. Why the fuck did she fuck up her face like that?? I want her purse though. I usually hate celeb purses, they're always fug, too big, hard, stiff, gross. But, look at that worn, supple leather clutch thing. Oh, them nice metal zip trims. I want one. Hmm. Is that vintage, you think? When I crave something like this, I usually find one. A nice fake one. An old, similar real one at a yard sale. Somewhere there is a foldy, clutchy thing waiting for me. I just know it. I think it says Capezio on the tag. (In my head.)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

They all ruin their faces. Must all go to the same guy because they all look alike to me. Even the abuser Kate G who started out at least cute now looks like an old hag, same face as the rest of them. I only know Brandi from Celebrity Apprentice, yeah Trumps swan song, & I figure she and Brandi and everybody else must have a group deal with the same clinic.

Dirty Disher said...

I realize it's a 'look' in itself, I just don't know who decided it's attractive. It's a sign of status in some areas. You just do it. Like buying the mansion or the limo. Most of them have little to lose by it, if you ask me. But, it's such a shame when the woman was already really attractive and then ruins her looks. Besides, when I look at celeb women who've aged naturally, I just find them much better to look at. I love faces, real ones, tweaked ones, whatever. It just to have that 'something' and I get fascinated. But, wearing a plastic mask over a formerly nice face usually isn't interesting. It's repulsive.

Dirty Disher said...

..and shows her insecurities, big time. It's bad when LeAnn is winning the face war.

Anonymous said...

"I realize it's a 'look' in itself, I just don't know who decided it's attractive. It's a sign of status in some areas. "

Yes, my daughter likes it!!!! I absolutely Hate it - however, my face went south so fast when my husband had the big H attck that I got to see why women do this - it's either look 80 or look like a cartoon woman