Pete Wentz is pregnant by Ashlee Simpson. Though barely showing, Pete is busy designing his own maternity culottes and skorts. The couple plan to do in-utero surgery on their baby to tattoo on permanent eyeliner. Ashlee says it's risky, but, they want the best for their child. Pete will give birth through his asshole which he giggles and calls his "faux-gina."
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No word on yet on whether the baby will be born with a gender or a brain.
5 comments:
Pete's a delicate flower.
Don't you mean..."Pete Wentz is pregnant by JOE Simpson" ?
Ahna
This is gonna be 1 funny lookin' kid!!!! Or a freak & be accidentally gorgeous!!!
LOL @ Ahna! "Pete Wentz pregnant by Joe Simpson" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really do hate myself for saying this, but I think Pete's kinda hot. Is that wrong?
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