D’Lila Star and Jessie James are the cutest babies, and I love how they pose. Awww.
Yeah, I'm not sure who she is either, but, I know you shouldn't eat fairies for dinner. Fairies are known to give you the sparkly runs.
Really? Donatella isn't much inspiration since her body is half the size of J-Lo's head. Too bad the V's can't gain size like a Lopez ego. I think that has it's own zip code now. Anyhow.."I'm rich as fuck and can't eat!" Boo hoo.
Jen Aniston has given John Mayer a warning. He is not allowed to give street interviews or blog about his personal life or her anymore. I can't believe she even gave him another chance after that crap he pulled. Anyhow, John has agreed to her terms, he wants her back. So much for his "I broke up with her" routine. That flew the flag of truth about as much as Your Body Is A Wonderland to Jennifer Love Hewitt.
E! Online reports The Blow got her ass canned from Ugly Betty. "It's true. They don't plan to have her back for more episodes. She was not so interested in creating a character," said the source "She was more interested in just playing herself, and that doesn't work on a show like this with such heightened reality."
Never tell me I'm not psychic, I KNEW that hole would end up modeling oven mitts someday. It was just a matter of time.
Awww, geez, another rich guy who has no clue that his hair looks like a brillo pad jammed on with Elmers glue. Gene's not stupid, so wtf? Are people afraid to tell him?
Just don't throw any water on her, Dorothy, you wicked, wicked girl! Oh, Franken-camel-toe. That might catch on.
Dear Linda Hogan, I'm all for dating younger men, but, when your date shows up smelling of Clearasil and carrying his skate board maybe it's time to dive a little deeper into the singles scene. Don't dive into the Hogan gene pool, you've been warned about shallow water. Also, you can't make hair extensions out of old My Little Pony's. Wait..I stand corrected.
Piper Palin, age 7 , carrying a $790 Louis Vuitton Monogram Canvas Montorgueil PM. If you can find a picture that proves that kid is carrying her mom's bag for her..please post it in comments. My bet..you won't.
When Gary Busey's dog rolled in his cocaine pile, Busey went green and recycled.."I went in like a cropduster with my nose flying first and snorted the cocaine off the dog." Sounds yummy... "You get a little bugs, you get little hairs, you get grease and goo from the ground; it's not at all a healthy thing to do. But when you're an addict, you don't think of health, you think about destruction of yourself unconsciously."
...a wrinkled up old piece of gristle. Yeah, Guy Ritchie is crying over Madonna. Pffft. He's probably amazed that not all women sleep in plastic bags and that he's allowed to touch her. Guy has big plans to put sugar in his morning tea and watch some TV. He's wild, that Guy Ritchie, wild.
Christina! You are up to a size 0! Allegra, has reproted to me dat you ver caught eating a french Friiie last Summah. I veel not have it! You are out of zee club!
I don't read bloggers who type in all caps. Never have, never will. I did catch the last part of your rant where you claimed you'd never been over a size 12. Please. If you really want people to respect you and your body, there's no need to lie. The last time you were a size 12, you were sitting on Bill Cosby's lap talking with a lisp while he rolled his eyes at your cuteness and his striped cable sweater. That was a LONG time ago, Miss Raven. Perhaps we could buy a brow pencil and a dictionary and quietly..move along?
How can you fail to see that your client (Jaime King) looks like she's being swallowed by the La Brea Tar Pits? Spliffy.
Paps take turns following Jen Aniston's belly while I squeeze and stomp every last bit of reluctant juice from today's feeble gossip pile. I guess this is as good as it's going to get.
Hey, Hathaway, don't stand against a black background in that thing if you don't want me to see only blue and laugh. Jessica Wabbit comes to life.
Lindsey Evans may be smiling her little pageant smile in her mug shot, but, she's crying now. Her crown was taken back "effective immediately" after she pulled a dine and ditch in a restaurant. Dear beauty queen, next time don't leave your purse on the table with your ID and a plump bag of weed. Evans is further proof that beauty equals brains.
It's finally time to say so long to the bumbling, stumbling, word butcher who, for eight long years, made America the joke of the century. Never again in history will we see a President who gave us so many wtf? photo oportunities. From picking his nose to getting head from a holiday turkey, there is no one like him. You simply must check out the gallery of Dubya at MollyGood....and say, so long, FuckTard.
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ParAsshole Hilton says she loves England and is going to move there. She also told pals she's met a new guy but it the early stage. What happened to ol' Benji? Every time I see a photo of her and Benji Madden he seems to have shrunk another inch. He should be standing near her kneecaps about now and I have a feeling the air down there isn't pleasant. Could her new guy be a prince? She met Wills and Harry at a club, she tried her best to entice Harry by dancing her white girl epileptic routine in his face, but, Harry didn't want to meet her. Prince Wills was more polite, exchanging Blackberry numbers, but, according to his friends, he's not interested either. Any Prince in a storm, ehh, ParAss? Great..another relationship that's in her head. HA HA England, where's your dry sense of humor now that you're stuck with this wonky flea bag?
"It's like cuddling up to a piece of gristle."
Brooke: "So what valuable life lessons did you learn in jail, Nicky?"
If you have a better explanation, I'd like to hear it. Every since Will Smith got outted, Tommy Girl has felt closer to Katie. Tommy likes a little mystery with his man meat.
Someone finally managed to get a pic of Jon-A-Jen together. Cha-ching!
Agent Scully gave birth to a baby boy, his name is Felix Griffiths and he weighed in at at 6 lbs., 15 oz. Felix is Gillian's third child, she has a another son, Oscar and a daughter, Piper. The baby was born on Oct.15th. Congrats, Scully.
They both designed and plan to sell them...yeah. If you're over the age of 15 and it's not a costume party, you need your damn head examined for wearing this crap. Mischa Barton is a stoned load of untalented cellulite and Nicole Richie should stop giving me reason to diss her. I don't like doing it, but, damn. It's seriously stupid. I'm going to come out with a line of bedazzled hammers they can smack themselves in the head with. We'll call the headband designer accessories, You're Whacked.
Dear Sienna, as your only fan left in the blogging world, I must inform you that I have had entirely enough of your shenanigns with this Balthazar Getty person. I had no problem with Shittsburg, the fact that you were misdirected in Factory Girl (so not your fault) or the fact that you are your own stylist, or even the unfortunate knowledge that your mother named you after a crayon..but, this is where I draw the line of good sense. You are a cute girl, this man is ugly, greasy, married, dresses like a drunken beret wearing French sailor and is, in general, one of the most unattractive people in d-list history. Lastly, I must point out that his name is Balthazar. Yes, his last name is Getty, thanks for pointing that out, but.. Balthazar? Really? Isn't that hard to shout out in moments of feigned ecstasy? Even with the checkbook laying in plain sight on the night stand? Kindly pack your headbands, transparent peasant blouses, boy friend jeans, gladiator sandals, love beads, anal beads, zig zags, and your faux LV suitcase full of Acapulco Gold and get the Hell out of there now. Listen to the DD, I've had quite enough of this tasteless beyond any reasonable comprehension fiasco...so has the rest of the world.
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