So Heidi Klum is so pissed at J-Lo because she pulled out of being a judge on Project Runway because she claimed she hurt her foot, then she ran a triathlon, so you know, liar, liar, diva pants on fire. So Heidi got The Blow to promise to come on the show. No one ask Samantha? She knows fashion. She knows the location of the bat cave too.
Former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and DJ AM were critically injured in a Learjet crash in South Carolina that killed four people, authorities said Saturday. Hospital spokeswoman Beth Frits said Barker and DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, were in critical condition at a burn center in Augusta, Ga. There were 6 people on the plane and Travis and Adam are the only survivors. My thoughts go out to them and their families.
Bob Irwin is so cute he doesn't even look like he belongs in that family. I think they found him in the bush and brought him home. Bob was seen filming scenes for a possible show of his own. It will be called "Get me the fuck away from these whores before they exploit my childhood away." They might shorten it. Shrugs.
Her kids are thrilled, as usual. The unhappy little moppets will just have to buck up because E has decided to keep It's Constipated. I can't imagine what content this retarded yawn fest will find for a second season..more pigs fucking and shitting? Will Irv shave his balls? Will Denise learn to walk and chew gum? What?
Yesterday, NYC..Diddy stepped in dog shit. Now he needs to change his name to P. Doody.
Since the VMA's Britney Spears has been freaking everybody out by running around town looking like..Britney Spears.
See, you think that's a dress, right? Naaa, she's actually naked there. That's Beckinsnails labia. They grow all up around her body, curling and coiling like that river in Egypt. Kate loves her meat curtains and flirts with her hubby by leaving snail trails for him to follow. If he finds the prize he gets to sniff it. No one gets to touch it though, it's magic.
LMAO! Valentina looks like a little sumo wrestler who could kick your ass.
Michael Jackson's best buddy, David Gest revealed: "I've been best friends with Michael for 40 years and I will defend his reputation until the day I die. When we hang out we visit antique stores, play Frisbee and go to KFC - he thinks if you peel the skin off the chicken, it makes it organic. He cracks me up."
You're zany! You're the new IT girl! Chanel loves you! We get it already. She looks like one of Lissa's Barbies who end up dressed in everything at once. Stop it, Agyness Deyn, it's annoying.
Reps for Hilary Swank: "Hilary was experiencing some discomfort and went to see her doctor, who prescribed an immediate course of action that included a brief hospitalization to remove a small, benign growth. Her condition has been resolved and there are no continuing health issues, with the exception of some short-term rest and recuperation."
Malibu yesterday...a routine probation search of Redmond O'Neals residence, which is also his father Ryans house turned up meth. A vial in Ryans living area and some on Redmond himself. They are both being held at bond of $10,000 each. Redmond, if any of you don't know, is also Farrah Fawcetts son. I think it's the shits that daughter Tatum had to go buy her meth on the street and get popped when her dad was holding. Bogart.
Miley Cyrus is 15. Justin Gaston is 20. But, you don't have to worry because he carries a bible. What do YOU think? Would you let your 15 year old date a 20 year old?
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Britney is selling this portrait of herself for The Promises Foundation on eBay and I didn't post it because the damn thing doesn't look anything like her, so why would she want it? Finally I figured out who it looks like..Anna Paquin! Fuck, I'd sell that thing too. Not that Paquin isn't a respectable actress, but, come on..why would Poontang want it?
