You can click HERE, then click it again and read it. Paul Peterson is an advocate for child stars and their rights, but, he was a child star and if it wasn't for child star exploitation he'd be working with Gary Coleman flipping burgers. Or whatever it is that little crank head midget is doing now.
Cohen was arrested after he dressed up like a poof and stormed the catwalk of the Prada shindig. He was later released with no charges. His big mistake was dressing a whole shite load better than the weenie fashions the designers are putting out for men this year.
Reps for Lindsay Lohan say the actress is not a lesbian and when she talked about her realationship with Samantha Ronson, she was talking about her best friend.
Lindsay Lohan is seeking a restraining order against her father, Michael after he nutted out again and said (among other things) that Sam Ronson told her friends to wipe their ass's on the used toilet paper roll at her "disgusting" apartment. Which, if you ask me, is preferable to wiping yor ass all over your daughters life.
She thought it was Matt Damon..or at least Sarah Silverman.
PantyLiner's wife beatin' dad looks like he had shit thrown all over him. This douche thinks he's a celeb. Oh, and I heard Panty got all diva like to the press at a conference where she was supposed to give a speech on "rockin' the vote." She kept them waiting for hours, breezed through and said "I'm a Democrat" and shrugged. Then she went and partied with her friends. They were all pissed at her, but, she did tell them she recycles. Yeah, she could recycle her skanky dads clothes and feed a third world country. Mom wasn't there, she was home with a bag of frozen peas on her face waiting for the swelling to go down. Isn't that show cancelled yet??
Russell Crowe: “Nicole (Kidman) had one look at my younger son Tennyson, and looked up at me and said, ‘I’m a great believer in arranged marriages,’” the actor said Friday in Beverly Hills while promoting his film Body of Lies. “I believe she made the connection between Sunday and Tennyson now – so Tennyson is already engaged!”
PETA wants Ben & Jerry's to stop using cow's milk in their ice cream and use human milk instead. It's kinder to the cows and their calves, says PETA. As for the millions of cows who've been induced to produce a 100 pounds of milk a day? Let them explode, I guess.
Jonathan Yeo made Parass Hilton out of porn. Odd..I thought her whole career was made out of porn. The portrait will be sold at the London art gallery for a whompn' $20 bucks. That's enough to buy a copy of One Night In Paris. Or are those in the sale bin now?
First glance, nice dress VB..his suit looks cheap and goofy. Oh, then I get a load of her boots. WTF? I'll bet it's more of that Marc Jacobs crap. Posh needs a new designer best friend, I think Jacobs is just laughing at her now.
Winerun cut off her pants and found her own crack. She also borrowed a bunch of designer dresses ( Harvey Nichols) and returned them covered in vomit. Hey, at least she returned them. Give 'em to Courtney Love, she won't know the diff.
Last night, Don Draper ( John Hamm) and his lovely wife, Betty (January Jones) had a picnic with their two lovely children in a lovely park (after he was done cheating on her). He sucked down some non light beers and heaved the cans into the pristine park and she dumped all their trash on the carefully mowed lawn, then dad got his beer soaked ass behind he wheel, no one buckled up and they took off. The last shot in the scene was the garbage they left scattered all over the picnic area blowing in the breeze. Oh, and they all smoked a carton of cigs a minute. I love that attention to detail. It would be too easy to just dress them like the 60's and give 'em 60's cars and furniture.
First I read thet Jen got bored and texted him and he's all excited to see her again. Then I read that he's texting her and she's ignoring him. Well, someone is texting someone here..let's see how Mayer spins it this time, because Aniston won't say a word. Word.
From Holly Madison's My Space: Today Page 6 said that Bridget is married to a guy from Ohio??????????? Last time I checked, Bridget is divorced (after a 7 year seperation) from a guy from California . . . . . being that this is all a matter of public record, one would think you could check on that pretty easily.
Someone finally got a picture, though I'm sure Criss Angel and Holly Madison aren't high on the list of big money shots. Hef laughed off the rumors saying he hopes Holly would have better taste. I don't know, they look pretty cozy to me. I don't know what they taste like, but, I can smell desperation. Insert a hundred jokes here about magic wands, stripper poles and turning a bunny into a cad.
Man, she's skinny. I still don't know which kid is which, you can tell me, but, I won't care.
You'd think that's a back stage pass around Justin Gaston, but, the back has a list of reasons a 20 year old male model is dating a ridiculous semi-homely 15 year old kid who sings Disney songs. It reads..MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, PUBLICITY, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, PUBLICITY! He checks it every hour when he wants to stab his eyes and ears out with a pencil and guzzle gallons of bong water. And if that dumb kid flashes me that peace sign and lolls her tongue out one more time, I am flying to LA to bash her inbreeding parents into hillbilly mush, roll their remains up in a zig zag and make her smoke them.
Courtney Love is looking for a housekeeper, you can't be a fan or a thief.
Kelly proves she IS her mothers daughter by saying exactly what she thinks. She was talking about J-Lo and Posh at fashion week.."I know it's not my place to say... but I've never seen two people pretend to like each other more in my life," she remarked. "They were holding hands, but it looked like Victoria was holding a shitty bit of toilet paper!"
May I just say, ewww? That is bad. It's good thing she got some millions from Rod Stewart because nobody is going to buy these. Uhh, let's see, ugly night gown, ugly shirt, maternity dress, sack, ugly nightgown....wedgies from the 70's used store, 2 bucks.
Geeeeeyawd! I would have hated to be the photo shopper on that one. 10 years of your life gone for one cover. And they still couldn't make Hatcher look not retarded.
And when they get older, I'm sure they'll be very proud of her, because who doesn't want to see their mom's collection of porn vids?
Holly and her fake tits spent the weekend in Vegas with Criss Angel. Hef had this to say.."She is still my girlfriend. Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever."I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition."
How does a celeb get her bod back after a birth? You hire only fat nanies and stand next to them.
Martha, “For those of you who don’t think length matters, I disagree – especially when it comes to wieners. There’s just never enough bites in a hot dog.”
Brad, making a Japanese cellphone commercial. For a minute there I thought this was his Halloween costume and he was going as pee. Geez, this is what Pete Wentz will look like when he's old.
Too bad, you perv, she's jail bait. But, that didn't stop some douche wad from Wal-Mart from trying to peddle private pics of Jamie Lynne and her boobie, err, baby. The pictures are from Casey Aldridge's digital camera and are probably a bit old, because he was in some of them and so was Britney. They included a shot of JL breast feeding and her boobs were exposed. Feds are investigating. Gomer Pile had something to do with this, you just know he did. I'll bet you a can of Skoal that redneck gold digger is in on it.
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Shanna Moakler is at the bedside of her ex, Travis Barker, the couple have two children together. Mandy Moore is with DJ AM. From what I understand, Travis is burned mostly on his torso and legs, DJ AM is burned about his head and arms. DJ AM was put into an induced coma to let him heal and as far as I know he is still in the coma. Both men are severely burned, facing skin grafts and at least a year of healing, they are both still in critical condition, but, expected to live.
