More photos of Pax Thien Jolie

Here's some more photos of Angelina Jolie's new son. Pax is only three. So small. Reports said he was crying and trying to hide. He may be young, but, his whole life is changing. He will never see the orphanage workers who raised him again. This has to be the hardest day of his short life. My heart just aches for him. And for the ones left behind. Of course he will have a real family and a better life, we all know that. But, I'm pretty sure he's too young to know that. His little face just breaks my heart. Brad will have to adopt him once he gets here, for legal reasons. I wonder what he will think of his new dad? Angelina bought him new American clothes, it looks like she bought the whole orphanage new clothes. I'm just rambling here. It's an emotional subject. So, what do YOU really think? Was it okay to change his last name so soon?

Lindsay Lohan blows off work to party

The Blow needs more than rehab, she needs an attitude adjustment. She blew off a major fashion shoot, costing a ton of money, to party. The stylists, location, clothes, hair and makeup people, top photographer, and a ton of staff were left waiting in vain for Lohan last Sunday. She just didn't bother to go. Janet Charlton says she was busy trying to get her some more Jude Law. Whatever, this girl is going to ruin her own career, if she hasn't already. This is reformed? This is the same old Blow. Soon, very soon, no one will hire her for a damn thing.

Big bucks bag..sold out

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Would you pay $42,000 for this piece of crap? Louis Vuitton got some suckers to go for it. It's sold out. Let's see which idiots end up strutting the patchwork hidiousness around Hollywood. I'd rather have SJP's 15 dollar cheap ass nightgowns.

Did you watch October Road?

So did you? The premier of October Road was on tonight, and I had to watch because it had Laura Prepon in it (from That 70's show) and it had the word October in it, which is a good month. The premise is some small town guy leaves his town and makes it big as a writer. Ten years later he goes back and most everyone is mad at him and Laura's character has a kid that's 10 years old. Cue the tears of a jilted love left to raise a son as a single mom. Sniff.



The problem I have with it is, this guy is the lead. I can't see this dude, Bryan Greenburg breaking any hearts, least of all Laura Prepon's. Maybe he'll grow on me. His saving grace is, he's a bit witty. I know it's the writers, but, it helps. He's just not handsome. If the music is a sign of things to come then just say "sucky suck" right now. They are all REO Speedwagon freaks. And I heard strains of The Halls Of Shambala thown in. No. Oh no, they didn't. Yes they did. Is this a show for serious geeks? I'm a geek and I think I hate it.

The other characters in it aren't half bad, so I may geek it again next week.

Rachel Hunter has something to say..

Model turned actress turned, well, just another stupid broad, Rachel Hunter says...

“For years now we have seen people on the covers of magazines that aren’t models, they are actresses and it’s disappointing. Sports Illustrated this year had Beyonce Knowles on the cover. What’s left for young girls to aspire to if they want to be models?”


Uhhhh, I don't know Rachel. Go to school, get a job? I found that pic of her with a gag. It just seemed right for this post. It had her boobies and poon too, but, I cut it out. Too many aspirations and too much talent freak me out. Pfttttttt.

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson lunch at the Ivy

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This is true love. She continues to look like shit and he continues to put as much distance between them as possible. Does she know she looks like shit now? Does he know she looks like shit? I hate those over the arm handbags, they look so old mean lady.

They always say Jessica is mobbed by paparazzi, but, I only counted five. Is that a mob? Pffft, they should make the paps feed thier parking meter. I'll bet ParAss does.

Would you buy fashion from this woman?

You probably said yes, like I did when I first heard Sarah Jessica Parker was going to have a fashion line. BUT, the Bitten line will NOT include the stuff she wore on Sex And The City. The label will include jeans, lingerie, casual wear and accessories priced from $7.98 to $14.98.

You and I are both smart enough to know you can't even get decent lingerie for under 15 bucks. This will be crap, I guarantee it. I'm past the point in life where I want a 15 dollar night gown, unless it's really a 200 dollar night gown at a consignment shop. Seriously. 15 buck clothes? That's less than the dollar store, and you know we don't dress from there. What is she thinking? I may be cheap and poor, but, I'm not desperate. The only thing I can say about SJP is, she's a bit rough, but, she still looks better than Donatella. Orange is the new 15 dollar color.

Want to write to Britney Spears?

If you'd like to write to Britney, she now has a spot for it on her blog. HERE is is. She's also putting special letters of encouragent on. I wrote her one. Here is mine...

Dear Poontang,

Geez Louise and a toasted cracker, girl! I have never seen anyone a loco as you. When you do up crazy, you do it like no one else I've ever heard of and I knew a stripper once who thought she could fly. She'd flap her naked arms and whip her saggie boobies around yelling "I can fly, you mother fuckers!" And then she's smack bald men with a pool cue while chugging Jim Beam. AND she wasn't nearly as crazy as you! Now, the only thing I have on you is, you drink 24 Cokes a day. That's a coke an hour if you never sleep. I can relate. Blogging has sucked since you went into rehab. Please get sort of well soon, we all miss you.

Love and hugs..The Disher
P.S. You look real good bald. For real, and I'm not just sayin' that because I need new poon shots.

Now, THIS is funny...

Now this is hillarious. When Carmen went down, Alison Sweeney followed and shot a huge beaver. The pantied (thank goodness) soap star has some major poonage to show and all I can do is crack up. Looks like granny pannies on a dead deer. LMFAO!

Geez Louise, crabbie, and you told me this wasn't funny...Ahhhh ha ha!

Carmen Electra takes a fall

Poor Carmen took a spill on the runway while doing some strutting. I know she's kind of insignificant, but, damn...she even manages to look pretty good while falling on her ass. Look at that runway, it's like glass. I'm about to fall on my ass just looking at it.

Only the best for little Tori's baby

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Candy Spelling has put away her war bonnet and spent a small fortune on her new grandson. Including this $1,250 leather diaper bag from Mia Bossi. That's sharp. I'm glad she's not mad anymore, but, come on Candy, give Tori some real cash!

Angelina and Brad to be married

I don't really doubt this story. Angelina's mom, Marcheline wanted Angie to marry Brad and Angie made her some sort of death bed promise before she passed away. And there's the fact that it would make all the paperwork in adoptions easier. Angie had to adopt Pax yesterday as a single mom. Anyhow, the wedding is said to be taking place in the Bahamas where Angelina scattered Marcheline's ashes. Angelina has alreay contacted the Bahamian registrar's office. Angie is said to be very excited, but, keeping the plans low key. Hmmm, I was hoping for a castle with more fireworks than TC's shindig, but, I guess I'm SOL. She'll probably try to import some more kids though.

Bitchy comment of the day

Mischa Barton has been going out of her way to piss me off. She's a pretty girl, but, her body has one trouble spot. She has cottage cheese ass and huge hips. So what does she wear? Anthing that makes her hips look bigger. This one looks like a a giant grape is exploding. Is Rachel Zoe responsible for this crap? I'd fire her ass so quick. Stop it Mischa, you look like the animated Kool Aid pitcher.

Remember Tonya Harding?

Police were called BY Tonya yesterday and she reported people breaking into her car to steal it and said they were stashing firearms in her yard. She made at lest two calls and the police realized she was acting strangely and no one else could see the people Tonya saw. Police called Harding story "implausible." Another call came in, it was from a friend of Tonyas who said she was "tweaking out." The officers finally checked her home to make her feel more comfortable and advised her to seek medical help. I always knew I would write this someday. Didn't you? How come they didn't take her to the hospital or psych ward? That's what would happen here. Even old has beens are spe-shul. Duh.

Angelina picks up her new son, Pax Thien

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Today's big story is Angelina Jolie picking up her new son, three and a half year old Pax Thien at the Tam Binh orphanage, on the outskirts of Ho Chi Minh City. Pax means peace and Thien means sky, his last name is now Jolie. Peaceful Sky Jolie. It IS nice. I believe that's him in the yellow. He's a beautiful child. So are the others, I don't know how you'd choose. Maddox (in the car) looks a little worried, maybe the trip wore him out. Anyway, good luck to you Pax Thien, and good wishes in America with your new family.

Little Ant and Dec Interview Victoria Beckham

Yes, it's old. It's right after she had her son, Brooklyn. Little Ant and Dec interview her as only those precocious kids can and then talk her into buying them toys. It's really cute.

Britney Spears has a new boy friend

Jason Filyaw, the 33 year old lead guitarist for the rock band, Riva, is using the "L" word about Britney Spears. He calls her Sugar, Kitten and My Lady, she calls him Mr. Secret Underground Guy and J-Sun. Which sounds just like Jason and isn't that friggin' cute? They met in rehab. Jesus Christ on a crutch, someone tell me this is fiction. No wonder Poontang's wearing her brown retro shoes. She's all better now.

Lohan runs over photographer

This is some crazy film. Don't miss it.

Poshie to adopt a baby girl?

I'm going to go out on a gossip limb here and say no, that's not happening, to the rumors of Victoria Beckham adopting. Rumor has it the she wants to adopt a baby girl from another country. I say the rumor is false. I can't see it. VB liked being pregnant and had no problems so I think if she wants another baby she will have one herself. VB has NEVER followed a crowd or a trend. She makes her own trends, people follow HER. She dresses her way, her hair is even differently bobbed, she will neve be a Scientologist for Tom Cruise. I just can't see her jumping on the adoption fad. Let's see if I'm wrong.

How stupid IS Eva Longoria?

Pretty stupid. When she was little she didn't like the color yellow, so get this...

Eva: When I was little I didn't like the color yellow, so my mom would make me eggs without the yolks to keep them white. "She would lie to me and say they weren't eggs. I've been eating egg whites my whole life, not just because it's healthy!"

Doh, she grew up on a farm and didn't know the eggs without yellow were still eggs? If I'd pulled that on my kids, they'd have called me an idiot. So, the answer is...Longwhoria is a tard. Always has been.

Katherine Heigl in GQ

She's such a pretty girl, and so nice.

A bloggers keyboard

This is it. The "news station." My staff consists of a troll doll in a poodle skirt and a pet rat with a head tilt. I dunno what those keys at the top are for. F9..wtf is an F9? Don't tell me, I don't care. It makes a good ciggie holder when I'm blogging. Also if you need asprin, coffee, chap stick (free from breast cancer awareness), barrettes, scrunchies, nerds candy, beef jerky (a girl's gotta eat) and the dust is free. Maybe I'll clean it up and take another pic. Someday. Hey, I'm busy!

Oh, I just noticed something..I never thought I could type without looking, but, I've snarked so much I've worn all the letters off my keys. That explains my typos..LMAO! Some of them are melted, but, I don't use those anyhow.

Regis Philbin heart bypass

Good wishes and a speedy recovery to Regis on his heart bypass surgery. When Co-host Kelly Ripa joked, "My primary job will be, like it or not, get your pills ready — your sponge-bath nurse." The ever quick witted Philbin quipped: "Why don't you give me a quick dip before I go?"

Kid no.4 to arrive in a couple of weeks (or sooner)

A short time from now, there will be another child in this family. The Vietnamese boy is 3 and a half, likes soccer and is shy. That's what we've been told. Sigh..I know people will hate me and I will burn in hell, bla bla...but, doesn't it seem like Angelina's getting a playmate for Maddox?? Like, most people get thier little boy a puppy...Angelina get's her little boy a kid of his own. I don't know, man, there's something strange here. Of course I'm happy some child is getting out of a third world orphanage, but, dang. Am I wrong? I'm confused.

Update...Angelina is in Ho Chi Minh City today to pick up her new son. She brought Maddox with her.

Larry Birkead still fighting for Dannielynn

Larry's lawyer aksed a judge to judge to order Howard K. Stern to come back to California and take the the DNA test. The judge..

"refused to make Stern a part of the paternity court action but said he would review he matter in two weeks after he considers the law more closely."

If I'm ignorant, then the whole world is ignorant too. How does shit like this happen? Still Larrys lawyer says she's confidant that this will be settled within a month. Doesn't sound like it to me. Sounds like Howard K. gets whatever her wants and everyone else can go suck it.

Sienna on the beach

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Sienna Miller and her boy friend on the beach. I didn't think about them being NSFW before I put them on here. Sorry, but, they don't seem offensive to me. My photo carrier will probably X them out, so I don't know why I bothered. It's just that she fascinates me. I think now that Blohan and Britney are burned out, she will be the party girl to watch. All blogs need a party girl. She's cute and crazy. Her bf, Jamie Burke is a model/musician, but, try as I might, I could not find any music by him. He's cute too, in a strange way. He sort of looks like Depp in drag.

Geri Halliwell looks fine

Beats me why Geri Halliwell took so much heat for this outfit. It looks fine to me. In fact, she looks rather pulled together. It's not like the former Spice Girl is too old to pull off a mini. What puzzles me, is why all these celebs have to carry a gallon of water with them everywhere they go. Does thier sled dog team get thirsty? Don't restaurants have water any more? It just looks like such a pain in the ass. I think it's the new Hollyweird accessory, like little dogs were last year. Evian..eww. Just drink from a hose.

Demi Moore pregnant?

Pregnancy rumors swirl around Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. Her reps give this strange report to media....

On Monday, Demi's rep told "Extra," "If or when Demi is pregnant- she and her husband will decide if that extremely private information should be made public. In the meantime, you should assume she is not."

Hmm, usually they flat out deny, does this mean she actually is pregnant? I hope so, it's always fun to bump watch on big stars. I want to see Ashton with a baby.

Maddox Jolie Pitt rocks the nail color

I love it when Maddox wears something different. He's probably tired of kids with mohawks and frosted ponytails, so he gives them a new Maddox look. Black and white nails. Kids a real trend setter.

Ashlee is absolutley NOT dating Ryan

Ashlee Simpson was asked if she was dating Ryan Phillippe. Ashlee indignantly replied "Absolutely not."

I like the way she said that, like she had a choice. She was so hot for him, just like Lohan, and he turned her down. Niether The Blow nor Ashlee-Poo got any Phillippe peen. But, I just think if he'd kept his peen to himself in the first place, he'd still be with his wife, who's now the toast of the town. He's a loser, girls. And he has girly lips.

It's a BOY!!!

It's a boy for Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott. The tyke weighed 6 pounds, 6 ounces and was born this afternoon. His name is Liam Aaron McDermott. What'd I tell ya? Congrats Tori and Dean!

Whatever happened to Debbie Gibson?

She attended a charity event in NY yesterday, looking like she'd never thrown out the prom dress she designed for her 6th grade dance. I think that Octopus woman from The Little Mer-ho is eating her tulle.

Dumbass Rosie vs asswipe Donald again

I was ignoring this whole plague of shit, but, here's the short version.

Rosie hangs upside down, like a mentally challenged bat, to fight depression.

The Combover King says he'd be depressed too if he looked like Rosie.

Rosie said she would not dignify that with a comment, then called him a fart stain on her blog.


They are both fart stains in the underpants of life.

Jennifer Morrison..of "House"

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Holy Macaroni! That's Jennifer Morrison?? No wonder my beloved Dr. House almost got seduced into giving a blood sample last week. If he'd seen these pics he might have given a stool sample.

Shoes really DO tell a story

When Britney wears her brown retros, she's doing well, trying to be a grown up. When The Blow wears her black strappy Miu Miu's..it's party time. She wore them out to the best parties last year, Karl Lagerfeld, Halloween, Hydes, Thanksgiving, Scott Storch, even Christmas and New Years. THEN they got put away for rehab. She took to wearing Uggs or knee high boots. Now the two strap black Miu Miu's are back. PARTY TIME!!!!!

Tom and Katie with Suri

Wellllll, aren't they the happy little group? If they aren't showing gums, they're looking like this. Seen here at one of the kids basketball games, Katie is wondering when she can sneak out and take a hidden Vallium. Tom is contemplating Katies next career move and baby. And Suri was just told she's adopted. Yippie!

Did Lindsay run over someone??

Reports are that Lindsay Lohan ran over a photographer last night in NYC. Lindsay rolled her BMW towards the guy and he fell down yelling that he was run over. The Blow then laughed and called him a "fake." The injured paparazzo was taken to the hospital.

Jeez, The Blow is cold. It's ironic that dear old dad is released today from prison. Maybe this is how the Blowhan family celebrates. It's way better than a cake.

A REAL rant...

Sometimes I just rant on here for fun, it's really just me bitching a bit. This time I am seriously ranting. Get this...Anna Nicole's former assistant, that friggin' pig, Kimmie Walther is running her fat dumb mouth again..read this...

She said, "I feel like she (Dannielynn) should be with Howard because she's been with Howard since the day she was born, Howard was there through the whole pregnancy. Howard loved Anna and he will make sure that baby is taken care of and will know all the love Anna had to give and know all the positive things."


That is BY FAR the most ignorant thing I have ever heard! So, someone should be allowed to keep a child that's not thiers and the real parent can just go suck eggs? Kim Walthers is the stupidist, big mouthed, brainless, fug, ignorant, pig brained, fart sniffing, whore idiot I've ever read. WTF, is she retarded? Fucking idiot retard! Shut the fuck up, dumbass, retarded whore! Gawd!