This is what I've been up to. It started out as a few feet on the fence line for a couple of tomato plants (nice view of the machine shed out there.) And then........I got the bug. How about a melon patch? A few onions couldn't hurt. Some peppers and beans and radishes .....yeah. It's been rough going, but, rich black soil underneath. I'm thinking about making a separate blog for the garden, since it's a work in progress, and this is the beginning. Anyone else like to grow stuff? I'd be very interested in seeing your gardens.
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George Clooney's not the only one who can swear off famous broads for a dalliance with a member of the hoi polloi: John Mayer is proving he can do it too, by fucking around with Scheana Marie, a cocktail waitress who acts on the side (she'll be appearing in an upcoming Jonas Brothers special as a pizza delivery girl). "We're friends," Marie told People mag of her relationship with Mayer. "He's a great guy. He's funny and sweet." Exactly what Jessica and Jennifer thought when they first started going there. And then they learned the truth: the man is a dog. But, this Scheana chick has a whole different agenda - she's not already famous, so she actually has a use for Mayer besides as a fuck-buddy. She's playing him while he plays her. A match made in heaven, I think is what they call that.
Lindsay spent time at Ronson's house yesterday. She left in the early evening. The Blow is one of those people who won't let things go. They always have to call you and "talk it out." I hate those people because if you talk it out they think they're back in and if you tell them to fuck off, they make a huge drama out of it. Samantha is so fucked.
On the twins’ differences: “You can really see it, even from when they’re really young. Boy, girl. It’s funny to say because he’s more like the visceral boy, running, knocking things down, eating the world - you know what I mean? And she’s kinda like, takes a step and stops and picks things up, and she’s like, ‘I don’t know, maybe I’ll eat this.’ … It’s funny because now that I see Max, I’m like, I was more like Max.”
She seems pretty hands on with that baby, doesn't she? She needs to buy Honor her own park and avoid the paps every day, but, I'm impressed that she seems to take care of her baby herself most of the time. Awww, Alba's growing up.
Oksana Pochepa, the Russian pop-star Mel Gibson has allegedly been having an affair with, says she would love to talk more about her relationship with the movie star but has been informed by his lawyers that she had better start keeping her mouth shut, lest she hand Gibson's soon-to-be-ex-wife Robyn more ammo in their divorce case. "Until Mel and his wife Robyn settle their relations, no one has the right to speak about this," explained the Rooskie slut. "It is unfair. It's not normal. As soon as the divorce happens, I will be able to comment. "He is a superb man. I have no choice except to keep silent now."
Well, she is Russian, so it's no shock that she would dig a Jew-hater.
I was looking for something else and found that Coors ad. Are you kidding me? They pay people to take these pics? Flipper girl drinks beer. It's unfixable.
Fishsticks has given Mario Batali a free membership to her gym. Gwyneth feels his weight is unacceptable and according to Page6 a source, "Mario is the only fat friend she has, and she wants him to change."
I don't find it at all interesting that Nadya once worked as a stripper. Lots of hard working, smart people are strippers. I do find it interesting that she used the stage name, Angelina.
Why did Idol think they needed a 4th judge anyway? She takes all the screen time away from Paula and Simon which is the only reason to watch it. Hardly anyone knows who she is or why she's on there and she makes my ass tired.
Yahoo – Mia Farrow plans to begin a hunger strike next week in solidarity with the people of Darfur.
And the TV networks keep telling us this is what gorgeous looks like and what we'd like to be. She's starting to look like a cross between Michael Jackson and that little shrew that lives in my closet.
But, I don't know what he said because every since he cut his hair, I don't listen to him. That's so weird, because when he had long hair I couldn't stop staring at him, but, now he's just another guy who looks like Elvis.
Paltrow had to move out of her LA mansion because it's infested with rats. Gwyneth said she is an animal lover and would like the rats evicted. I'd evict them with a .22 and some bird shot, Paltrow, but, I'm sure they're high class rats. They probably have little Dolce sunglasses on and tiny little gladiators.
That is the worst boob job I have ever seen. It's worse than Tori Spelling's, worse than Tara Reid's. But, if figures that Kelly would pay good money for that. She's an idiot and a lunatic. Do you get the feeling there isn't much real about the Real Housewives? I have nothing against buying tits, but, buy some that are in the same GD state. I think she's smuggling E.T. in the middle.
I thought maybe Bridget Marquardt would actually produce a good ghost movie, since she's such a fan. Nope. It went straight to DVD and they were showing it free on the net the other night and I watched. As horror movies go, it was not the worst I've seen, but, Bridget was really bad and her part of the trilogy was a take off on Eyes Wide Shut which sucked harder than an Electrolux on high. They showed a close up of her eyes and she has to be 50..which is neither here nor there, just a fact. I hate telling this, but, Holly was pretty good in it. She played a bitch sorority girl. I can't stand Holly and we all seem to like Bridget, but, the truth is the truth. Hopefully Bridget won't do this again.
Bouncie actually looking very cute. Did she finally hire a stylist and buy the right size???? She looks 10 years younger when she's not crammed into a sausage casing.
Kim Kardashian blogs: “I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a ‘fuller-figured woman’ of extra large proportions is a little offensive. For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.”
Carrie Prejain says she lost the Miss USA pagent title because she said only men and women should get married, in her opinion. She said that to judge.....Perez! I actually thought she was backwards, but, kind of brave to state her real opinion. Now she justifies her answer saying it was "biblically correct." Now she just sounds STOOPID. People who think biblical correctness pulls any weight anymore are out of touch. Let's skip the many personal interpretations of the Bible and go right to SO WHAT? I am still amazed by how many people assume everyone follows the Bible. Every day I am faced with those people and I wonder why they can't just live their own life and leave others alone. Adam and Steeve are not hurting you or me, Carrie. They aren't hurting anyone. That's the whole point.
Saturday, Brad and Angie at the Stop & Shop in New York. Everyone in the store said they were very nice. I'm sure they were. Seems to me they have people to do this stuff for them, they employ a staff that could run a large hotel. I guess they needed fresh watermelon and damage control. And Brad needed some Tampax.
Brooke Hogan has a new boy friend. His name is Yannique and he's a rapper. A rapper who went to prep school. That prep school rap is dangerous. It's about investments and trust funds, yo.
Congrats to Kim on the birth of her son Jasper. She also has another little boy named William. She's married to Brad Paisley..and the headlines are all "Brad Paisley's second son!" Some of them don't even have Kim's last name. That's not very nice because Kim is funny and cute, a decent actress, and I'd rather read about her. So congrats, KIM! (She did all the work anyhow.)
Marilyn Manson caught without makeup at LAX. I'm a fan of his music, but, it's too bad he's so full of himself. People have been trying to figure out Manson for so long that now he thinks the whole world revolves around himself. I doubt he could buy a plane ticket without giving his philosophy on good and evil. At least he DOES write his own stuff. He sort of reminds me of John Lennon there.
Anyone want an update on my brother? He's feeling much better now, still in the nut hut, but, he wants to live in a half way house where they'll let him smoke on the grounds and maybe have his cat. He said he doesn't want to come home because Mom won't clean the house. I didn't tell him he could clean the house himself, because what's the point? At least he doesn't think he's Jesus anymore since they changed his meds.
Maybe all of it? I don't know. That's the way my hair looks if I don't crack the hair whip. I can't believe people pay to have hair like that.
..but, no one looked stupider than these two. Doug wore his jammies. Everyone was afraid to use the porta-potties after these two tards strolled around. I could have made a mint with a Lysol booth.
Lady GaGa lost her favorite tea cup at a hotel restaurant and pitched a hissy. A source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper:
Lindsay Lohan zero'd in on Leonardo DiCaprio at a Hollywood club the other night and gave him a lap dance. He liked it. The Blow has tried to hook up with Leo before and it didn't work. Maybe this time she got his attention. Doesn't surprise me, men like bad girls. If they hang out what will we call them? Leo-Ho? Ho-Leo? I like that last one, it sounds like the chorus from that Wizard Of Oz tune.
Nicole has her hands full now! Awwww, I love Harlow. I love how babies run, all stompy and off kilter. You know what I mean? They're like wacky wind up toys. So cute.
TMZ: "The paparazzo who claims he was the only pap around when Madonna fell off her horse on Saturday says he isn't to blame for her fall -- and he claims Madonna's peeps are straight up lying about what went down. We spoke with the photog who tells us he shot Madonna before and after she fell -- but was not there for the actual fall. He tells us he took pics of her riding and then left. About 30 minutes later, he says he got a tip about an ambulance being sent out for a 50-year-old woman -- so he put two and two together and went back to snap pics of her being tended to."
Madonna who was thrown off a horse earlier today has just been released from Southampton Hospital with minor injuries and bruises ... The accident occurred when the horse Madonna was riding was startled by paparazzi who jumped out of the bushes to photograph the singer who was visiting friends on Eastern Long Island over the weekend. Madonna will be having further tests and continues to remain under observation by doctors.
